I think I did this once before, but I could never say no to anything Lemon asked of me. Soooo…

1. I have very small hands and feet. Once people notice it, they always have to comment/grab a limb/compare one of my appendages with their own.

2. When I was little, I wanted to grow up to be “the garbage man”.

3. It’s recently been pointed out to me that I have a fetish for being discussed as if I am not there or as if I cannot understand what is being said.

4. I’ve also got a fetish for being used by a group of people who all speak a language I cannot understand. Part of it is that their frustration with the fact that I don’t understand them forces them to be rougher. Part of it is that I have no idea what they’re going to do because I cannot understand them discussing it. It’s like a lingual blindfold.

5. My drink is a gin and tonic. It keeps the malaria away.

6. This tumblr is the only “journal” I’ve ever been able to regularly maintain for over a year.

7. I can only wink with my left eye.

8. The only book I never finished reading was Mary Downing Hahn’s The Spanish KIdnapping Disaster. I was in elementary school and starting to get very much into the idea of kidnapping. But, the book was not some groovy damsel in distress drama and instead involved a lot of children crying about potentially never seeing their families again. I don’t know why I thought a book with the words “kidnapping disaster” in the title would involve acting besides, uh, a kidnapping disaster.

9. I will eventually lose every umbrella and break every pair of sunglasses I come to own.

10. The phrase “moist towelettes” literally makes me cringe. It’s just disgusting and you know I’m right.