Byron: Hey, don’t hate me, but I’m way too tired for this.

Me: Actually, I’m pretty exhausted.

Blue: Guyyyyssss.

Me: Do you all mind walking me home?

Byron: No problem.

Blue: Guyyyssss.

Byron and I: What?

Blue: Why don’t you just come sleep over?

Me: Like a slumber party? 

Blue: Like a slumber party. With spooning.