The Southern Gentleman once said I reminded him of Phyrne.
I’d never heard that one before.
“You’re attractive. You’re artistic. A lot of people would consider your lifestyle to be indecent."
I could handle that. I was even flattered.
"Oh, and you’ve got awesome tits.”
Ding ding ding.
I think he’s the only friend of mine who could ever get away with comparing me to a BC-era prostitute. (Okay, okay, she was courtesan. So she didn’t get paid.)