4. Something that never fails to make you horny:

This gif/imagining my life is this gif:

16. Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

It’s really strange to sort of contextualize weird in terms of my sex life when I’m like oh yeah analingus is not all that weird. But one time I tried to three-way kiss and just…no. That guy on the Jersey Shore lied. You can’t do it.

17. Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Yeah, I have. I think I taste (and I’ve been told I taste) kind of nice. I don’t eat a lot of processed foods and I don’t eat meat, which apparently contributes positively to that sort of thing. Also, lots of fruit. So pretty good?