Haha, thanks.

31. I started masturbating late, when I was about 16. A boyfriend was like, “I can’t believe you don’t masturbate,” and then told me how. Diagram of the vulva included.

36. I honestly don’t remember, but the first time I gave a handjob I kept whacking it because I found it hilarious.

52. Hahah I don’t know if I’d be able to pick out my genitals from a line-up. Maybe?

55. I’m pretty open about how my partners decide to groom their pubic hair. I’m more picky about them maintaining their nails because OUCH.

58. Sometimes I can have an orgasm super fast after I’ve already had one. But the quickest I’ve done it from “scratch” is maybe 10 minutes?

62. Orgasms vary but are mostly in the crotch and the head for me.

71. I’ve never had sex with someone while someone else was sleeping near me, but I’ve done some naughty peripheral stuff while someone was sleeping nearby. And, yes, I’ve masturbated in bed with another person in the bed.

79. Yeah, I’ve used a lot of regular objects as sex toys.

93. If I had a penis for a day? Run for Congress, renegotiate my pay, walk around alone after dark, speak without getting interrupted, work out in peace. Sorry, was that not the purpose of this question?