Oh man. I’ll keep this light:

In sixth grade this guy gave me this piece of paper that said “Will you be my girlfriend?” with two options “Yes” and “No.” And I wasn’t really into boys yet but I circled “Yes” and gave it back to him. 

At lunch, one of my friends was like, “you know you’re going to have to make out with him and stuff.” So I awkwardly got up and walked over to his table. He had the paper out and was showing it to his friends. I took it and I erased the circle around “Yes,” put one around “No,” and handed it back like, “I’m so sorry.”