Ahoy!

3. A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

Atticus Finch is totally a generous lover. Just try to dispute that. He probably eats the puss with gusto.

46. What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

Rolled-up shirt sleeves. Also, when someone brings me pizza or dessert. 

71. If you had a penis, what would you name it?

Lil’ Poundcake.