Oh no! We can’t be having your Daddy get those ouchies, that’s just not right.

If you like the way a hand sort of has a lot of thud that builds up to sting, I’d suggest a flogger. Except getting flogged over someone’s lap is a little hard in terms of leverage, so maybe try a belt (ouchies) or a strap (SUPER ouchies). 

I hope this helps.