“Ugh, can you put that down and help me for a minute? We’ve got a fighter over here…”
“Wait, really? You can’t handle her on your own?”
“Come ON! She’s really squirmy, I don’t want to drop her.”
“Christ. All right, let me put this one down. I keep telling you, if you get a grip on the collar and then shove a few fingers in the other end, they’re a lot easier to hold onto. See?”
“Yeah, yeah. Hey, careful, you just left the keys on the ground there…”
“Eh. Let her stare at them for a minute and whimper. What’s she going to do?”