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I’m craving some shit right now
so if anyone really likes me and has money to blow and wants to buy me literally anything at all off my lovehoney wishlist, I would die. just saying.
http://www.lovehoney.com/wishlist/DECAB9C82EC3498F9A73541F01011F56/
if someone were to use the link and add items to their cart they could choose to send them to me at checkout <3
Do you ever really want to be horny – like, you feel like you should be and would be having a blast if you were – but you’re just not?
I’m kinda weird… Because I’m really hella gray-asexual, in that I don’t feel sexually attracted to literally anyone (except for one person, ever), but as is evident by my blog, I get incredibly turned on by sexual acts and ideas. Sexual concepts like orgasm control are so hot to me. And bondage is so incredibly alluring.
Why am I finding everything this person says interesting and why is he texting me so much please THIS IS A VERY BAD IDEA FOR BOTH OF US you’re religious I only pretend to be religious so I don’t fuck over half my relationships and complicate my life I RUN A PORN BLOG AND AM 110% OK WITH ANYTHING LGBTQA+ AND I WATCH SUPERNATURAL AND PLAY VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES AND DON’T GIVE TWO FUCKS pls don’t do this… It will end badly, I’m “bad association” and you don’t want to be close to me you just don’t know it
I feel so cute tonight like if there were two of me in the same room there would be so much flirting going on omg
People irl think I’m so innocent. I have a religiously conservative family and friends that have no idea what I’m actually into. No, I’ve never had sex with another person. But yes, I probably know more about sex and am into more kinky things than most of them. I’ve done my research.
Coconut Oil
StandardSo everyone knows, coconut oil is just about the best lubricant and/or moisturizer you could ask for. Get the good stuff and rub in on/into your clit and pussy. Then play or have sex or hump a pillow, or just pull up your pants and go about your day and you seriously won’t regret it. It’s amazing. Not sticky in the slightest, really good for your skin, not at all harmful to put inside you, and feels amazing. I’m sure it feels great on dicks too. Leaves you nice and slick and moisturized! And the way it feels is extremely teasing if you you happen to be on orgasm denial. Consider this a PSA. Have fun. <3
Okay, am I the only one..? Watching torture scenes with my parents makes me just as, if not more, uncomfortable than watching sex scenes with my parents. I don’t know if that’s a normal thing or if it’s because I’ve just always squirmed a little at torture scenes but torture seems way too intimate to watch with my parents. Way uncomfortable O.o