Me: Okay, I’m going to get back into denying myself orgasm. Right now. I’ll hump my pillow 100 times without coming, and then that’s it.
*humping pillow*
*reaches 100*
Me: OH FUCK I’M SO CLOSE
Me: I know I’ll get just a tiny bit closer because OH MY GOD
*reaches 102*
*comes*
Me: Fuck.