It’s annoying how you tag posts or say shit like ‘I need to be fucked right now’, ‘I need my pussy ate’, ‘I need to suck a dick rn’ but then when someone says they want to eat you out in ask, you say ew or no thanks. Logic?

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laced-up-and-spanked:

Aww it must be so hard for you to accept that no-one cares about your pathetic attempts at dirty talk. Please, tell me more.

Look kiddo, I don’t actually have to reply back in a nice way when people continuously talk to me like that when I’ve said I have no interest in it, repeatedly, FOR YEARS. If someone is disrespectful (and yes, I do find sexual messages disrespectful and creepy) then NEWS FLASH: I’m not under any obligation to respond nicely. I don’t have to say “sorry” when I’m not, heck I think it’s pretty polite that I usually respond with “no, thank you.” If that is annoying you then that’s cool but I’m not going to feel bad about how I respond.

When I say stuff like that on my posts, 7/10 times it’s because I want someone in particular to do that stuff to me and they know who they are so why people are acting like I aimed it towards them absolutely baffles me.

The other 3/10 times I write stuff just because. Just because I want to and it’s my blog and I should be able to do that without annoying anyone…hmmm. That’s interesting, let’s look at that for a moment, shall we?

I *should* be able to write what I want on my blog without fuckboys getting annoyed about shit that doesn’t concern them but alas, here we are. Now honey, I’m sure there are other bloggers on here who would be happy with all the anonymous OH BABY I WANT TO EAT YOU UNTIL YOU PASS OUT messages from random strangers however I am not one of them. I have no interest in random dick. Telling me what you want to do to me sexually is boring. I find it uninteresting because I don’t know that dick so I don’t want it anywhere near me. It’s why I hate dick pics from random tumblr users, like why would you even think that would turn me on when I don’t even know anything about you? It’s just another form of arrogance tbh. OH YOU’RE HORNY???? WELL THEN, YOU *MUST* WANT TO SEE *MY* DICK. LOOK WOMAN, LOOK AT HOW GLORIOUS IT IS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T TURNING YOU ON BITCH??!!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE HORNY!!!

But of course, I’m sure you probably think women should keep their thoughts to themselves if they didn’t want sexual advances like this. Heaven forbid you just not do it.

Now run along, honey. I wouldn’t want to annoy you anymore 🙂

This. So much this, what a perfect answer.