Weird question, but how do you get your feet all pretty? I’ve neglected mine for years but am trying to pretty them up for a second date with a guy I really like who’s into feet. My feet are super gross, like dry, cracking, unkempt gross but I’ve never cared until now so I have no idea how to fix it :( any tips would be awesome!

brightswitch:

thinkivykink:

Lol you guys are great/hilarious in the sense that I literally get messages from people telling me my feet are gross and I need to buff all the calluses off and then I get asked how my feet look so nice. I honestly do nothing to my feet. I’m sorry if this isn’t helpful. I just like live in my thick, callused feet.

First get you one of these:

http://www.target.com/p/the-bathery-4-in-1-foot-wand/-/A-14671122#prodSlot=medium_1_17

It is a 4 in one little item, it has a foot file, pumice stone, metal..thingy, and brush. You can scrub your toes and toe nails, pumice your feet to smooth and scrape off REALLY deep callouses with it

Do not use any thing if it starts to hurt. Do not do that. Do not use the metal thingy on anything less than a REALLY hard callous.

Then get lotion

Real lotion

not that scented crap they sell at bath and bodyworks

lotion with coco or shea butter in it

rub that on your feet every day

(really rub it all over your body but i know tons of you have not caught up to the lotion game)

boom. soft feet. AND you can have your partner rub the lotion on your feet for added bonding and niceness

And if anyone your dating demands you do any of these things tell them to fuck off.

^ good tips, Bright! Especially that last one.

brightswitch:

Late birthday present for thinkivykink

Fun note: I told Wolf that I was doing a knifeplay themed drawing “For a tumblr friend” and he immediately knew who it was.

Happy birthday Ivy~

Oh my gosh, this is amazing!!

brightswitch:

thinkivykink badlittlekitten

Patch design~~

Loveeeee.

brightswitch:

gallifreyansub:

chulacola:

Lalala making cruddy and pointless character concept lalala…
Seriously I can never seem to shake off that “Disney” or “DC” animated look at all. He looks like some kinda evil version of Roger Radcliffe grrr.

This is whyexactly

I’m laughing so hard because it’s kind of really true

And cuz now I will read all his posts in this characters voice

Oh my god.

I mean I’d love to have you as a guest, Galli, unless I don’t count as a cool person.

Bright can come, too.

But Mr. Essacly is definitely not invited.

Bahaha oh my god.

This is even funnier because my mom insisted I should still live there and my mom is the ultimate white girl.

Hehe, some more of these and some for all of you.

Brightswitch’s questions:

1- What song is stuck in your head?

Some awful song they were playing at the gym yesterday. I don’t have a substantial enough recall of the lyrics to be able to google it and get the damn thing out of my head.

2- Favorite kinky toy?

I like my n-joy buttplug a whole lot. It was a present from the thief and I love wearing it.

3- If you were given super powers what would you do with them?

Make my move a lot easier, have my relationship not turn into a long-distance one in a few weeks, infinite pizza?

4- Do you keep track/scoreboard of “Best sexy times”?

Does my tumblr count?

5- How old were you the first time you had GOOD sex?

22.

6- When did you realize you were kinky?

Remember that cartoon where Minnie Mouse got kidnapped by a gorilla? And the gorilla somehow knew to tie knots? Yeah, when I saw that.

7- What’s your favorite petname?

I’ve got a bunch. I like when Craftsmate calls me “kitty.“ Somebody else called me “peppercorn” earlier today and that made me smile, too.

8- Favorite Shakespeare?

Twelfth Night.

9- Favorite Musical?

Hard to choose. Maybe Chicago?

10- How do you deal with jealousy?

Communication and honesty and saying all the hard stuff. Reassuring myself that I’m not just easily replaceable usually has to happen, too, but I’ve gotten better about that.

11- What do you need to fall asleep?

A tall glass of water and a bedtime story doesn’t hurt.

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Here are mine. I’m not tagging anybody because anyone is welcome to answer them. Just send me a message when you do in case I miss it.

What’s the best sound/moan/thing you’ve heard a partner say during sex?
On a typical day, how long do you take to get ready in the morning?
Do you collect anything?
Is there any celebrity/public figure you’re ashamed to admit you find sexually appealing?
What’s the key to your heart and/or your pants?
Share a gif that you find really hot.
Fisting: Okay or no way?
Is there a hobby you wish you had some more time to pick up?
Do you have something you wish you could tell yourself two years ago this time?
What does your tumblr URL mean?
Name the last thing you put inside of you.

Full Service, Part Two

I should begin by saying I hate reading the things I write. Even if I think it’s well-done, I try to avoid hearing my words read aloud, either in my voice or someone else’s. It makes me feel too transparent. I can’t really explain it.

Except, I’ve never had anything dirty I’ve written about someone else read aloud. I’ve had dirty little notes I’ve written to people read back to me, and sometimes I’ve even been forced to read them aloud myself. But, it was always in my voice and about me and what I wanted.

All that said, I really, really enjoyed Bright’s reading of my story. Not only because it was removed from me and about a fictional couple, but because Bright did it damn well. It was sexy and adorable and sweet.

So, Craftsmate decided to see for himself how much I enjoyed it. He ordered me to pull it up on my phone and he plugged in a pair of headphones. After I put them in my ears, he hit play and watched with a smirk as I listened to the story.

Somewhere in the middle, I can’t tell when, I closed my eyes. And, somehow, Craftsmate wound up holding my face in his hand while pushing the thumb of his other in my mouth. And, yes, I wound up sucking it.

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brightswitch:

Soooo here we are

The excerpt can be found here

If you wanna help Ivy’s book get funded you should go here

i fucked up some words and stuttered a bit. and there’s mechanical sounds in the background because Dear was doing a thing but

Whee?

Remember how I said I was done talking about Sweetheart?

I lied.

Bright, you’re awesome and sexy and yum.

DONE FOR REALSIES THIS TIME.