Physical Therapist: Okay, I’m just going to push on your knee now and you try keep me from pushing it down.
Me: Okay, sure.
Physical Therapist: Come on, resist. I’m dominating. Don’t let me dominate here.
Me: 🙈
Physical Therapist: Okay, I’m just going to push on your knee now and you try keep me from pushing it down.
Me: Okay, sure.
Physical Therapist: Come on, resist. I’m dominating. Don’t let me dominate here.
Me: 🙈
Guys every so often someone sends me a damn post w/ pizza in it and I always feel so seen.
Thank you, @takeitlikeagoodgirl
Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym
Posted a draft of that lil tidbit about the Californian too early.
But I’ll have the finished thing up soon. I sweeeear.
Me: Oh we should watch Haunting of Hill House this will be so great.
Me: *spends 70% of time hiding face in Pup’s chest*
Pup: This was a terrible idea. I’m turning this off.
Me: Nooo don’t. I’m getting so much out of this.
“Doctor/Patient Confidentiality” ft @cthulhucatheter
[ManyVids] [AmateurPorn] [My Wishlist] Don’t delete my caption, please
Not gonna lie. The nasal cannula did it for me.
I know I have cum in my hair but I really want to go get a bagel.
Actual thing I just said to Pup because this is our life
Like many women, exhausted