Weird question, but how do you get your feet all pretty? I’ve neglected mine for years but am trying to pretty them up for a second date with a guy I really like who’s into feet. My feet are super gross, like dry, cracking, unkempt gross but I’ve never cared until now so I have no idea how to fix it :( any tips would be awesome!

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thinkivykink:

Lol you guys are great/hilarious in the sense that I literally get messages from people telling me my feet are gross and I need to buff all the calluses off and then I get asked how my feet look so nice. I honestly do nothing to my feet. I’m sorry if this isn’t helpful. I just like live in my thick, callused feet.

First get you one of these:

http://www.target.com/p/the-bathery-4-in-1-foot-wand/-/A-14671122#prodSlot=medium_1_17

It is a 4 in one little item, it has a foot file, pumice stone, metal..thingy, and brush. You can scrub your toes and toe nails, pumice your feet to smooth and scrape off REALLY deep callouses with it

Do not use any thing if it starts to hurt. Do not do that. Do not use the metal thingy on anything less than a REALLY hard callous.

Then get lotion

Real lotion

not that scented crap they sell at bath and bodyworks

lotion with coco or shea butter in it

rub that on your feet every day

(really rub it all over your body but i know tons of you have not caught up to the lotion game)

boom. soft feet. AND you can have your partner rub the lotion on your feet for added bonding and niceness

And if anyone your dating demands you do any of these things tell them to fuck off.

^ good tips, Bright! Especially that last one.

I think sir should share some highlights of his adventures on dates with others :3

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That time I went on a first date to an art gallery was pretty memorable. Beckmann’s, Klee’s and Kandinsky’s, Die Brücke, Bauhaus, and German Expressionist—all those denounced by the Nazis as Jewish, Bolshevik, degenerate. Considering that I kink on both Modernism and on the raw Foucauldian power of interwar fascism, I was pretty turned on. We ended up teasing each other on a park bench. — Sir

How do you feel about Ivy being a little? Does it bother you? You don’t really seem into that stuff.

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It’s never bothered me. I used to find it cute, but just not sexy or kinky in any way. However, it’s grown on me quite a bit over the past year. While I don’t identify as a caregiver “Daddy Dom,” sometimes I do enjoy Ivy in little mode, in which I’m somewhat of a “dirty uncle” or “the boy Daddies warn about,” in a rough, corrupting kind of way. And when I am somewhat Daddylike, it’s a reluctant caretaker of the innocent, like Jean Reno in Léon. — Sir

Ask Sir

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Sir’s seen some other people’s partners go on their blogs and answer questions. And although he has a blog, our overlap is actually pretty slim, so he thought it would be fun to hop on here and field some questions from you all. 

So, if you’ve got a question for him, send it on over! Because tonight the blog’s in his hands.

<3, Ivy

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anon asked: what would you do if Craftsmate told you that you couldnt cum for the next year but had to edge every day? would you listen or tell him it was too much?

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

I’m too much of a greedy girl. I would tell him it was way too much. Cumming is fun and intimate and nice and I dun wanna.

anon asked: Hi Ivy! it’s me, the anon that recommended Paul Dempsey’s “Out the Airlock” from his solo album “Everything is True”. I have another for you today! Megan Washington’s debut album “I Believe You Liar” is a really beautiful one. Especially “Lover/Soldier”, that’s probably my favourite song on the album. I wholly recommend it, I hope you enjoy listening to Megan’s songs.

Oooh. Thank you! I love when you guys suggest music to me and all sorts of nice stuff instead of just sending me weird “unf unf wanna stick my dick in your ear” asks. Thank you for the suggestion and more are always welcome!

anon asked: My husband came home! I ran at him and he scooped me up and held me for a long time until he said he couldn’t breathe because I was smushing his face. The kinky stuff comes later. I hope you and your Sir had a good reunion as well! – kind anon

Awww. This is so sweet. Reunions are so cute. My father wound up picking me up at the airport because he was in the area and the weather was awful. He drove me down to Sir’s and the three of us got dinner together. He and I kept smiling at each other across the table at each other and I wanted to jump up and kiss him over and over. Which I did later.

anon asked: Have you and Craftsmate talked at all about moving closer together/moving in together?

Bah, it’s complicated. Obviously in the future we want to live together. But, my program’s keeping me out where I am another two and a half years. He doesn’t have a ton of opportunities doing what he wants to do out by me, which I get, and the places he wants to go to are places I actually would want to live if I wasn’t doing this program. He’s applying to work somewhere near me, among other places, so we’ll see how the cookie crumbles. 

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I’ve got a little bit of time and a lot of stuff in my askbox, a ton of which are from anons, so I’m going to go through and try to make a big post of answers like my favorite bunny sometimes does.

If you’ve got anything to add, speak now or forever hold your peace.

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