Me: I don’t know if I can drive a car that big.
Pup: Girls from my hometown do that. Little girl, big Ford F250.
Me: That sounds cute.
Pup: It’s a whole farm girl, independent, don’t-need-a-man kind of appeal.
Me: Sounds like me.
Pup: Honey, you need *two* men.
Month: March 2015
I LOVE THIS ANGRY MOP
why is your sheep so upset
Who took these pictures of me?
Potential graduation presents/motivation to get this degree done.
well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower
So I had a dream that me and a couple of my friends were shared littles of Sir’s and you ended up getting lost in the city so he sent us out as a search party to look for you, but we’re silly unproductive people so we got silly and we ended up getting lost and played a giant game of hide and seek in empty play party places, then he came to find us and we were all giggly, and turns out you were back at the hotel the entire time, it was weird and there was no sex at all but it was oddly adorable
StandardHaha Sir is already such a reluctant, kind of bashful Daddy that multiple littles would make him nuts.
You’re not going to have any easy time finding a man who both wants you and respects you. Just saying.
StandardWell, I found two, so there’s that.
Why is your butt red in that one shower pic?
StandardLol from the hot water of the shower – I have pretty sensitive skin.
What is your favorite thing to listen to when you want to distress?
StandardIt really varies. I like music (people who say they don’t like music weird me the hell out), and lately I’ve been using stuff like Laura Welsh, St. Vincent, etc.
What was the last thing you ate?
StandardLike the most perfect avocado ever, with a spoon, covered in Old Bay.
The askbox is open
StandardI’m giving myself a break and I figure I’ve been an inattentive hostess over here. I’ve also somehow gotten a bunch of new followers? So hi.
Ask me stuff, tell me stuff.