I know I have cum in my hair but I really want to go get a bagel.
Actual thing I just said to Pup because this is our life
I know I have cum in my hair but I really want to go get a bagel.
Actual thing I just said to Pup because this is our life
…and that is how you break up with a girl.
Seriously?
Break up?
This is like a date for us.
To borrow a term from James Deen, we’ve got that #pornoromance.