Me: So I’d rather eat in if that’s okay.
Pup: Yeah if you want.
Me: Okay great I’ve got some stuff in the fridge that I need to get rid of.
Me: Also there’s a sippy cup full of Sir’s piss in there.
Me: So uh maybe don’t touch that.
Pup: …
kink problems
“Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll let you taste my cum in her mouth.”
New milestone: My phone has ceased autocorrecting “fucking” to “ducking” and now instead elects to write “cucking.”
Torn as to whether or not to write the earliest item of my adventures that would get you all caught up or to write about something really hot that happened last night, divorced of context.
I’ve been busy. I’m in quite a dilemma.
It’s a good life.