Like hard candy melting in your pocket.
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That thing where you see a porn gif like this
and you’re just like, “wow, I know the perfect quote from a poem for this,”
and then are immediately like, “what the fuck is wrong with me?”
My natural habitat, tbh.
“Make me your Maria
I’m already on my knees.”
Some things from my trip to see @doctortease:
1. I’ve received further confirmation that I’m a tough cookie.
2. Because it turns out I, uh, really like electricity. Particularly in the form of TENS units. (It’s a really fun form of pain!!!)
3. That said I totally can’t cum when a TENS unit is switched back on at the last minute.
4. Until I, um, can? Because it’s gotten that intense?
5. Another fun insight: if you get a rope wet and hit me with it, I’ll actually bruise. In like a pretty, firework-y kind of way.
6. It’s really fantastic to have nice friends in cool places, but it’s also great to be home.
7. (That said, I am so fucking jetlagged.)
At the airport, waiting to board my flight to see a certain somebody for a few days.
Catch you on the flip side, tumblr.
Steal your shine.