Whatever do you mean?
This has brat written all over it.
La Niña Santa by Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello
little girl
Image submitted by montecervesa.
Sweetheart learns that specificity is key when asking to be allowed to dress up “like a big girl” for the dinner.
She only hopes now that her coworkers will not be offended.
And that someone will be kind enough to hold her fork and glass.
Sweetheart goes to meet Daddy’s friends and learns that some icebreakers are considerably more awkward than the name game.
Sweetheart heard that girl down the block played kind of rough.
But Daddy said it was just rude to turn down an invitation.
Sweetheart says she always comports herself like a lady.
But Daddy says some of their phone conversations provide evidence to the contrary.
Don’t underestimate the power of “well, I ‘unno, Daddy.”
Yes, it’s past my bedtime.
Yes, I’d probably blush and cry if this happened.
And, yeah, I sort of kind of want it.
Imagine finding this, quite by surprise, midday
after a night capped by one too many
glasses of wine…
I want a butterfly butt!
Sweetheart, they’re not laughing at you. They’re laughing with you.
“I thought you said you were feeling brazen, Sweetheart. Maybe you just flew a little too close to the sun.”