The scholar-athletes of the St Tantalus Academy, such as they are, are not in fact known as the Spartans. It’s just that there is a long tradition among their rival schools of bringing one’s own branded gear to matches against them, in the understanding that, post-loss, this position will be the first of several the St Tantalus girls are required to take.

The uniform inspections at St. Tantalus Academy For Wayward Young Ladies are mostly about how fast an inspection can proceed without a uniform.

The dormitory common rooms at St. Tantalus Academy For Wayward Young Ladies are well-appointed, comfortable, and a fine opportunity for girls to study together and make new friends.