Aries: Boss everyone around with no regards to their opinions. Become so impatient that if they don’t get what they want exactly when they want, they throw a huge temper tamtrun worthy of a spoiled seven year old.
Taurus: Become so set in their ways and fixated on safety, they squander great opportunities. They can get so intolerant and close minded, they scorn anyone who is even slightly different from them.
Gemini: Take everything as a joke, become extremely unreliable, and stop being considerate of other people. Overthink so much, they either decide to stop thinking entirely or don’t do anything.
Cancer: Take being the victim to such a level that they tell people they’re okay and then get mad at said people for ‘not caring’. Isolate themselves and snap at everyone for even the slightest thing.
Leo: Become so self-obsessed, they make everything about themselves. Create unnecessary drama at the expense of others, then turn even the tiniest thing into a soap opera.
Virgo: Only thing they do is whine and criticize. No one can ever do things as well as they can. They get fixated on a tiny, unimportant flaw only they care about.
Libra: Manipulate people to get whatever they want. So obsessed with people liking them, they become huge hypocrites. Nice to your face, knife in the back.
Scorpio: Never let anyone in because of something that happened when they were ten. Never forgive, never forget.
Sagittarius: Turn everything into a dick measuring contest. Run from any kind of responsability. Bullshit their way through everything.
Capricorn: Take ‘If It’s Not Broken, Don’t Fix It’ to a whole new level. Always a ‘right way’ to do everything which, coincidentally, it’s their way. Able to do anything to succeed.
Aquarius: Become extremely narrow minded and believe they’re so misunderstood that they isolate themselves while blaming everyone else.
Pisces: Let their emotions consume them. Hold on more to the idea of a person than the actual person. Purposely give people the opportunity to take advantage of them and then resents them for doing so.
Chats
Black People: *make fun hash tags on Twitter used to uplift community, show out unity, and literally doesn’t have to do with anyone else besides BLACK PEOPLE*
Non Black People: “MMKAY kinda racist hoe you guys didn’t include anyone else.” *copies our exact hashtag and replaces the adjective*
Black People: anyway… *creates another original hashtag*
Non Black People: *repeats same actions as before*
Black People: *stares into the camera like their in the Office*
what to give them (in a relationship)
Chataries: a challenge
taurus: devotion
gemini: laughter
cancer: security
leo: attention
virgo: appreciation
libra: friendship
scorpio: truth
sagittarius: adventure
capricorn: commitment
aquarius: freedom
pisces: food 3 times a week and make sure their tank is clean or u will have to flush them down the toilet.
(NSFW) Soft Dominant Starters
Chat“Come sit in my lap, pet.”
“How would you like to earn a reward?”
“Why don’t you make the two of us some tea?”
“I bet that hurt good, didn’t it darling?”
“Sounds like someone’s been a good boy/girl today.”
“Shh, don’t cry. It’ll all be over soon. Now keep counting.”
“You look so good with your lips stretched around me like that.”
“You’re such a good girl/boy.”
“Open your mouth for me, love.”
“Do you want this? Why don’t you beg for it, hm?”
“Tell me what you want.”
“Don’t cover your face, I want to see you.”
“What a pretty blush.”
“Move your hands to the side, I want to hear your moans.”
“That’s it, keep cumming.”
“Did that hurt, love? Want Daddy/Mommy to make you feel better?”
“Do you want it?”
“Why don’t you move your hips for me, hm”
“No need to be so shy, it’s just you and me.”
“Ooh, I love it when you squeeze around me.”
“Lets get you cleaned up.”
“I think you deserve a treat.”
“I’m very disappointed in you.”
“Shh, I’m going to keep you safe.”
“You’re so beautiful, all spread out like this, just for me.”
“Sneaky little one! When did you think of surprising me like this?”
“Why don’t you pick out your favorite toy so we can get started.”
“I’m so proud of you.”
“Bad boy/girl. I thought we talked about not doing this.”
me @ myself: calm the fuck down, needy
me as a father: alright kids that was a fun movie but let’s talk about why it was problematic. casey, you go first.
Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
Me: getting crazy up in here
me on a date: so how do you feel about feminism
them: not happy with it to be honest
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry i have to –
them: i feel like most feminist spaces still aren’t inclusive enough of women of colour, trans women, lbpq women, women with disabilities,
me, slowly returning breadsticks: go on
of an evening
Chatme: *supposedly on his side of the bed*
he, after briefly humming the Attack on Titan theme song: Get out of here, Titan!
he, upon my supposed removal: I got you with my 3D maneuver gear.
he, yelling: Wall Maria belongs to humanity!!
The signs in love…
ChatAries: denies, denies, denies; may Facebook stalk; gets frustrated and punches wall
Taurus: goo-goo eyes all the way across the room; will do anything for lover Gemini: one day loves you the next day won’t text back Cancer: do you need anything? They got your back. Sick? They’ll make you soup. Cold? Here’s 20 blankets Leo: showers you in affection aka buys you whatever you want Virgo: secretive AF about their feelings for you, analyzes everything you do to determine whether or not a move should be made Libra: flirts with you way more than usual, sends nudes, seduces the fuck outta you Scorpio: honest as hell. You wanna know how they feel? Get ready to talk about it for an hour or two Sagittarius: wants to take you on adventures. Won’t really tell you how they feel, but will want to be around you all the time Capricorn: calculates every move they make towards you Aquarius: they will trap you in their own little world, you wouldn’t want to love anyone else Pisces: sits in room and thinks about you for hours. Maybe paints something that reminds them of you, or listens to songs that remind them of you.