adomania: the sense that the future is coming too quickly
anecdoche: a conversation where no one is listening
kairosclerosis: the moment when you realize you’re happy
monachopsis: the subtle persisting sense of being out of place
opia: the ambiguous intensity from looking someone in the eye
rubatosis: the unsettling awareness of your heartbeat
vellichor: the strange wistfulness of used book stores
zenosyne: the sense that time keeps going faster
Chats
Lito: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One
Lito: Will is Been there, done that
Lito: Hernando is currently doing that
Lito: Wolfgang is it happened once in a dream
Lito: Daniela is if I had to pick a girl
Lito: Nomi is…
Nomi: …
Lito: Eagle Two
Nomi: Oh thank god.
me: *makes a tiny unimportant mistake*
me: time to return to the sea
me at 5: i can’t wait until i’m a teenager i’m gonna have so much fun
me at 15:i can’t wait until i’m in my twenties i’m gonna have so much fun
me at 20: i can’t wait for the sweet, sweet embrace of death
These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don’t get at least one of these I’m going to be very disappointed
ChatVampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
some dude: i’m unapologetically offensive! >:) grow up! its the real world now!
same dude, five minutes later: wtf? how can you generalize me like that?? fuck you.. its called common decency..
Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*
Me: I am the backbone of this household
person i love: hey, i care about you and genuinely like being around you
me: okay……… that sounds fake but alright
Me: *has meltdown over a papercut*
Me: *likes being slapped during sex*
a few things you probably did not know about the signs
Chataries: even though they don’t express it frequently, they constantly crave attention from the people they care about and feel neglected/disliked if they don’t receive that attention
taurus: they’re incredibly secretive; even if it seems like they’re talking a lot and opening up to you, you will never know the whole story bc they’ll never let you know the whole story – only random parts of it
gemini: very aware of what makes other people happy and of how to cheer them up – actually surprisingly good at comforting people if they care about them enough
cancer: even if they seem quiet and reserved on the outside theyre actually completely crazy once you get to know them and it’s almost scary tbh
leo: 100% ready to help you out through any crap you’re going through and are likely to kill someone for you if you need it
virgo: they have a rly dorky sense of humour and even though their jokes are usually the lame they’ll always be there to pick you up when you’re having a bad day
libra: not rly nice and nurturing to EVERYONE (like zodiac posts make them seem), actually VERY selective about their friends and gives them the realest advice without ever sugarcoating anything
scorpio: too perceptive, even if they don’t point it out they can tell when something’s wrong before you’ve even decided to tell them
sagittarius: even though they’re outgoing and usually manage to get along with different kinds of people, they have only a very small number of true friends who they are ridiculously loyal to
capricorn: they are veeeeery picky, especially when it comes to friends and the people they trust – even if they seem very impressed with you they might be just acting polite while judging u on the inside lmao
aquarius: they aren’t unemotional, they probably do care about you a lot but just don’t know how to show it
pisces: they let themselves get dragged through the dirt all the time and even if you treat them like crap they pretend they’re okay when they’re not and do literally whatever they can to help you and make you happy