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Azealia Banks: *says something super intelligent about the state of racism and appropriation in the music industry*

Me: AGREED

Azealia Banks: *says something homophobic, antisemitic, transphobic, etc.*

Me: fUCKing god dammit I trusted you

Sexualities/Genders (And Other Terms One Should Know)

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Heterosexual: Male-identifying individual sexually attracted to a female-identifying individual, and vice-versa.
Homosexual: Someone attracted to someone of the same gender as themselves.
Bisexual: Sexually attracted to two or more genders.
Polysexual: Sexually attracted to many genders, but not all.
Pansexual: Sexually attracted to all genders. (this and bisexual, and sometimes polysexual, are often considered to be the same thing and different people may simply identify as any one of them due to their own personal reasons)
Demisexual: Sexually attracted to people only after forming a bond with them first.
Asexual: Having no /sexual attraction/ to others; having no desire to have sex.

Heteroromantic: Male-identifying individual romantically attracted to female-identifying individuals, and vice-versa.
Homoromantic: Attracted romantically to the same gender.
Biromantic: Attracted romantically to two or more genders
Polyromantic: Attracted to many genders (but not all)
Panromantic: Attracted romantically to all genders
Demiromantic: Romantically attracted to people only after forming a bond with them first.
Aromantic: Having no /romantic attraction/ to others; having no desire to be in a romantic relationship.
Polyamorous: Someone who is attracted to, and is comfortable with being in a relationship with more than one person at a time.

Transexual/Transgender (Term depending on generation and location): An individual who identifies as a gender other than the one they were assigned at birth to be. Often shortened to trans
Cisgender: Someone who identifies as the gender that they were assigned as at birth. (ex. matches their birth certificate) Often shortened to cis
Intersex: Someone who has ambiguous genitalia that doesn’t fit into our strict dichotomy of uterus or testes. Often forced into surgery to correct their genitals at a very young age, causing psychological and physical harm later in life
Nonbinary: Outside of the gender binary of male and female. (Can be used as an umbrella term or as its own identity)
Genderqueer: Outside of the gender binary. (**This is not an umbrella term like the post said before I edited it! Do not use this as an umbrella term for nonbinary individuals, simply use ‘nonbinary’. Queer is considered a slur and not everyone likes to be associated with the word)
Agender: Someone who feels gender neutral, or someone who experiences a ‘lack’ of gender.
Bigender: Someone who identifies as two separate genders.
Trigender: Someone who identifies as three separate genders.
Genderfluid: A gender that changes, or is ‘fluid’.
Demigirl: Identifying partially as a woman, but not wholly.
Demiboy/guy: Identifying partially as a man, but not wholly.
Dmab: Designated Male at Birth.
Dfab: Designated Female at Birth.
Amab/Afab: Same as dmab/dmab, except with ‘assigned’ instead of ‘designated’.
Camab/Cafab: Same as previous, except prefixed by ‘coercively’, to highlight the lack of choice.

Reblog to inform! And if there’s any I missed or anything that should be clarified, please message me! Always looking to expand the proper vocab. 🙂
**I edited this post because it used some archaic and incorrect terms/definitions, and needed more terms added to it. -Vivian Mareepe

Upon waking up w/ bae

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He: I was visited by three ghosts last night! And they taught me the meaning of…
He: *drops voice several octaves* cunnilingus.
Me: *laughing* Get the fuck out of here.
He: I brought some secrets back from the underworld baby.

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Huey Freeman: Ok, horoscopes… Let’s see.. Here I am..

Michael Caesar: What’s it say?

Huey Freeman: “Your efforts to deliver the world from the corrupt grasp of those in power will only leave you a broken and bitter individual, incapable of seeing the beauty and joys of life. And while your paranoia does not necessarily mean they aren’t out to get you, finding hobbies separate and apart from leftist black radicalism will significantly improve your interactions with friends and family. ”

Michael Caesar: … Weird how accurate those things can be sometimes, huh?

Huey Freeman: What do you mean?

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me on tumblr in 2011: wow so many qute girls on this web page how swell!
me on tumblr in 2014: I am a shining beacon of light in the depths of the deep web. The past will circumvent my proceedings as i attempt to self-actualize into a node on the infinite grid of the universe.

The Sexy Questions List of Sexy Sex

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1. What is your sexuality?
2. What do you find physically attractive in a partner?
3. What do you find mentally attractive in a partner?
4. Do you have a “type”? If so, what is it?
5. Do you prefer to actively search out partners/relationships or do you wait for them to come to you?
6. How long have you been having sex?
7. How many partners have you had?
8. How many partners would you like to have?
9. How much sex do you have a week?
10. How much sex is too much sex?
11. How often do you masturbate?
12. Have you ever had sex with a person you didn’t know or had only just met?
13. Have you ever had a “friend with benefits”?
14. Is sex better when it’s in a relationship or not in a relationship?
15. How do you define sex?
16. What is your favorite sex act?
17. What if your least favorite sex act?
18. How long was your longest lasting relationship?
19. How was the sex?
20. How did your last relationship end and who ended it?
21. If you could fuck your ex again, would you?
22. Would you cheat on a partner if you felt sexually unfulfilled?
23. Have you ever been in an non-monogamous relationship?
24. Have you even been in a polyamorous relationship, a triad, a quad, or something similar?
25. How many sex toys do you own and what are they?
26. What sex toy do you desperately want but don’t have yet? Please give us a link!
27. What is your favorite sex-related website?
28. What kind of porn is your favorite?
29. How would you feel about a partner who watches lots of porn?
30. How would you feel about a partner who watches porn of something that you find distasteful, or featuring actors who you find unattractive?
31. What is the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?
32. Have you ever had a threesome?
33. Have you ever participated in an orgy or had sex in a room with bystanders present?
34. Do you consider yourself “kinky”?
35. What is your number one kink?
36. Do you identify as a top, bottom, dominant, submissive, switch or something else?
37. Are you masochistic? Sadistic? Neither?
38. What would you consider to be “too kinky”?
39. Do you think there is a difference between a “kink” and a “fetish”?
40. List the first ten kinks/fetishes you can think of
41. If you had a partner with a kink you found distasteful, would you indulge them?
42. What are your hard limits?
43. Do you have a safeword? have you ever had to use it?
44. Do you prefer to have sex with your kink or no sex with your kink?
45. Describe your ideal submissive/dominant?
46. Pick a favorite fictional character, what sort of kink do you think they would have?
47. Tell us about a fantasy of yours.
48. Is there anything that is commonly accepted as sexy that you find just plain not hot?
49. Do you shave/trim/style your pubic hair?
50. Do you prefer shaved/trimmed/styled pubic hair in your partners?
51. Tell us a true story about your sex life
52. Have you ever been to a strip club?
53. Have you ever been to a dungeon?
54. Have you ever met/seen a person who made you question your sexuality?
55. What is the least sexy thing you can think of?
56. What is the sexiest song you have ever heard?
57. How do you feel about penetrative sex?
58. How big is too big?
59. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
60. Would you rather have kissing or sex?
61. How many people have you kissed in the last year?
62. How many of them were good?
63. Do you consider yourself a good kisser?
64. Do you consider yourself good at sex?
65. Is there anyone you would like to be having sex with right now?
66. What do you think is the sexiest part of the body?
67. What is your sexual super power?
68. If you could have incredibly kinky sex with any person living, dead, or fictional, who would it be and what would you do?
69. Insert your own question or rant here.

On the subject of a sister little…

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Daddy: Wouldn’t you like to have a little sister baby?
Little: No Daddy I would not. Unless you were a mean Daddy and treated me better than her. 😉
Daddy: Of course I would baby. You would be my number one. You know that.
Little: Yeah Daddy but I’d want her to know that. And that’s not very nice is it?
Daddy: No it isn’t. But I’m sure if she was subby enough she’d love it too.
Little: Really? Do you think there’s a Little out there who fetishizes being second best?
Daddy: I think there’s a little out there who fetishizes being topped by a daddy and another little.
Little: Well yes but I mean do you think that the same way I fetishize being best there’s someone who would get off on knowing they aren’t good enough?
Daddy: I’m sure there is.
Little: Hmm…. I like that. *blush*
Daddy: She’d be our little. To tease and toy with.
Little: Mmm hmm. Now I keep thinking about you telling a poor subby little why she could never be as good as me while I go down on you… and then I would play good cop and whisper to her that I could teach her how to make Daddy proud…. Oh Daddy I’d be so so mean to her.
Daddy: Tell me how mean baby. What else would you do?
Little: Just regular mean stuff Daddy. Not letting her have what she wants. Making her watch us play while she can’t touch herself and you tell her all the reasons I’m your favourite. And me acting real real nice but actually being mean. You know? I’d nick name her Silver. And say “Aw Daddy, poor Silver is so lonely over there” and you would say “That’s what she deserves Sweetness” and she would like that. If we talked like she wasn’t there.
Daddy: Are you sure little one? Isn’t it you that likes that? 😉
Little: And then I would lie to get her in trouble and tell you I saw her touching her pussy even though she wasn’t she was actually being very good. And you would spank her. Ouchie spankings too, not just nice spanks. And then I would whisper to her that I did it to help her. Because, I’d tell her, Daddy loves the girls he spanks the best, and I was just tryin’ to get you to love her more that’s all, I was helpin’. And she would say thank you and I would tell her she was a good girl…. Would you like that Daddy?
Daddy: Very much baby.

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Me: Daddy, am I ever too needy?
Daddy: All Littles are needy, princess.
Me: Yes, I know, sillybutt, but am I TOO needy? I ask for juice and snacks and bath and hair brushies and back rubs and playtime and for you to put my phone on my charger and-
Daddy: Did you ever think maybe I need to do those things for you? That it helps me, too?
Me: No, but-
Daddy: Did you ever think maybe Daddy is a Daddy because he needs to feel needed? He needs to take care of someone and feels incomplete when he can’t?
Me: No, but-
Daddy: Shh baby. Yes, you’re needy, but Daddy needs you to be needy. Daddy is needy for your neediness. Understand, needibutt?
Me: Yes, Daddy. May I have juice please?
Daddy: No.
Me: WHA-?
Daddy: Just kidding baby. Daddy will get you juice, AND a snicky-snack, AND put on a movie. You snuggle your stuffie and be pretty. Daddy loves you, darling.