Things People Don’t Know About the Signs

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Aries: has a lot of doubts and insecurities caused by pressure they put on themselves to succeed
Taurus: gets nervous about any change in their life because they fear the unknown and other things they’re not use to
Gemini: hides how moody they’re actually feeling because they want everyone to think they’re always happy and okay
Cancer: has a really hard time trusting people
Leo: needs to be needed 24/7
Virgo: needs to feel appreciated for all the things they do
Libra: has a hard time saying ‘no’ to people
Scorpio: has a fear of failure
Sagittarius: easily hurt by selfish actions of others
Capricorn: constantly questions their self worth
Aquarius: lowkey wonders if people actually accept them for who they are
Pisces: always tries to escape/avoid a conflicting situation instead of confronting it

messages I send at 00:46

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me: Okay, so like a Dementor’s Kiss, but it takes away your awareness and identity and leaves you an empty, hypnotized body??
me: *scurries away*

a mythical beast, part ii

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me: Why, ladybae.
me: *pure, chaste glitter unicorn face*
me: *fresh blossoms everywhere*
ladybae: You basically just described a little’s entire tumblr aesthetic.
me: Ya, but I’m not little like that.
me: I’m more medusa + cyberpunk.
me: But, like, blushing about sex stuff all the time.
me: *blushes with ass full of cock*
me: whoopsiessss
me: how’d that get there?
me: *blushes while tied up in a corner with a dildo in her mouth*
me: *around dildo* oops!

a mythical beast, part i

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Me: Ladybae, I am pure and chaste.
Ladybae: Mhm
Ladybae: Right
Ladybae: True
Me: Ladybae.
Me: I’m a virginal unicorn maiden.
Me: And don’t you forget it.
Ladybae: Switchette.
Ladybae, quoting a previous text I’d sent: “But they’d also just watched me pussy spank myself to orgasm under very generous lighting, so”
Ladybae: K.
Me: *is a down and dirty chimera of nastiness*

What You Crave vs What You Need

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Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

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nice friend person: hey, how’ve you been?
me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

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Friend: *tells me an accomplishment they consider small*
Me: *starts crying* you are so great you deserve the good things in your life I’m so proud