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bestie: boo, you need to change for us

me: u rite ok imma try

me, later: but like omg hunty thank u for teaching me about myself and how i’m hurting the people around me

bae: *says same thing as bestie*

me: nigga get out pack up yo shit bye

me, later: THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE?????

Queer representation like

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Adventure Time: it sucks that it couldn’t be explicitly stated that Bubblegum and Marceline had a romantic history together but the subtext is nice
Legend of Korra: Though they had to make it much subtler and toned down than the hetero relationships it’s so good that there’s a same-sex canon endgame couple
Steven Univerise: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Zodiac Signs AT THEIR WORST!

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(You can also refer to your Moon Sign)
Aries: Jealous, possessive, mean, fault finding, over-indulgent.
Taurus: Lazy, overly cautious, sensitive, feeling like everyone has bad intentions.
Gemini: Overwhelmed, easily depressed, snippy, judgmental and malicious, fickle, inconsistent.
Cancer: Uncommunicative, emotional rollercoaster, vulgar, sulking, wants to be alone, feels like they can never do anything right.
Leo: Overly aggressive, wasted energy, melodramatic, cold-hearted, distant, feels like it’s them against the world.
Virgo: Attitude, stand-offish, feeling sorry for themselves, self-pitying, really critical of others, lethargic and lazy.
Libra: Dramatic, highly sensitive, lazy, inactive, manipulative, dishonest, lashes out.
Scorpio: Revengeful, cynical, manipulative, highly secretive, mixture of raging emotions, overly obsessive.
Sagittarius: Argumentative, reckless, tactless, flaky, thoughtless, extremely harsh, volatile, unforgiving.
Capricorn: Snobbish, bossy, less forgiving, sees the worst in situations, hopeless, feeling attacked.
Aquarius: Very guarded, irrational thinking, more desperate, extremely detached, want to be left alone.
Pisces: Gullible, self-pitying, overly clingy, out of touch with reality, emotional, self-destructive.

what’s on the signs’ minds 99% of the time

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Aries: ‘im going to fucking fight that’ (can apply to a person, an ideology or an inanimate object)
Taurus: something rude, most likely; or complaining about their love life
Gemini: has like 16000 different trains of thought going on in there jfc guys
Cancer: getting sentimental or low-key judging somebody, depending
Leo: something really fucking gay or really fucking salty
Virgo: ‘i look flawless’; also tends to think about sex way more often than the name implies
Libra: a funny story they’re about to recount or ‘this’ll make an excellent selfie opportunity’
Scorpio: contemplating some Deep Shit like a brooding hipster nerd
Sagittarius: either nerding out very articulately or (that one gibberish iggy azalea rap verse) there isn’t any middle ground there
Capricorn: comes up with cool one-liners a beat too late; says a meme instead
Aquarius: same as gemini except they absolutely need someone to run over with all 16000 trains of thought
Pisces: ‘i need a drink’; ‘why is this happening to me’ and variations thereof

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Me, while he’s 6ft deep in my cervix: hey can I ask u something? Why didn’t u tell me u were gonna be late earlier. I don’t mind if you wanna go out with your friends I just want us to communicate