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me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!
me: *can’t hold a conversation*
me: *has nothing interesting to say*
me: *is bad at replying*
me: pls 🙂 talkto me

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

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1: What are you wearing?
2: Ever been in love?
3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
4: How tall are you?
5: How much do you weigh?
6: Any tattoos do you want?
7: Any piercings that you want?
8: OTP?
9: Favorite Show?
10: Favorite bands?
11: Something you miss?
12: Favorite song?
13: How old are you?
14: Zodiac sign?
15: Hair Color?
16: Favorite Quote?
17: Favorite singer?
18: Favorite color?
19: Loud music or soft?
20: Where do you go when you’re sad?
21: How long does it take you to shower?
22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
23: Ever been in a physical fight?
24: Turn on?
25: Turn off?
26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
27: Fears?
28: Last thing that made you cry?
29: Last time you cried?
30: Meaning behind your url
31: Last book you read?
32: Last song you listened to?
33: Last show you watched?
34: Last person you talked to?
35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
36: Favorite food?
37: Place you want to visit?
38: Last place you were?
39: Do you have a crush?
40: Last time you kissed someone?
41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
42: What color underwear are you wearing?
43: What color shirt are you wearing?
44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
45: Wearing any bracelets?
46: Last sport you played?
47: Last song you sang?
48: Last prank call you remember doing?
49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
50: Favorite movie?
Ask me these and I will check out your blog and rate : )

every animorphs book

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chapter 1: my name is jake. I can’t tell you my real name, because I’m the leader of a special group of kids… we’re called the Animorphs. Because we morph into animals and fight aliens.
chapter 16: ‘god, please don’t do this,’ i begged on my knees. Visser Three had all of my loved ones hanging from his claws in his multi-armed alien morph and was slowly squeezing the life out of them. ‘you must either choose them, jake, or the rest of your planet.’ i couldn’t take it. i started to morph into a cockroach.
chapter 23: as i felt my own brain slither down my throat and into my torso to reform into my digestive system, my bones also began to dissolve into dust inside my skin. my eyes shrunk back into my skull and i could see into eternity- i could see my own mind, taken over by the yeerk. i had already taken my last breath as a free creature, now i saw my last vision as a being of this dimension. suddenly, i was gone. and my parents would never even know i had died. was saving the world worth this? i wondered, if anyone on this planet could be forced to prioritize one life over another, what choice would they make? how can any decision be right, or wrong? i closed my mind off, and fell into eternal sleep, my last echoes of thought being of how humanity continued to live on, but not truly alive.
chapter 26: ‘hey, bro, wanna go to mc d’s and grab some fries?’ marco asked, riding by on his skateboard. ‘yeah, that’d be totally radical!’ i answered, whipping out my own razor scooter. as i pulled a nasty kickflip, i felt eyes watching me. turning around, i saw my own dog, and thought of the horrible truth only i knew. we went to the mall to get big macs. it was a good day to not be dead.

a random list of the most un-basic asks I could think of

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1: how do you feel about ugly animals?
2: what does your depression cave look like
3: what’s your depression meal?
4: what’s your opinion on the difference between friendship love and romantic love?
5: do you think literary tropes are evil and all stories should strive to be hyper real or do you think that a masterful usage of a trope or cliche can be just as good?
6: the quality of which aspect of comics is more important to you? the art or the writing?
7: do you have any superstitions?
8: what’s your relationship with religion and spirituality?
9: do you want to meet your idols or prefer to leave them on their pedestal?
10: do you think you would enjoy being famous?
11: are there any posters on your walls? any art?
12: do you have any childhood relics that you regular use or look at?
13: what’s your favorite background music?
14: do you listen to music in albums, playlists, or shuffle your entire library?
15: do you think how well you know someone is based on how many details you know about their life or how how much time you’ve spent with them?
16: what’s your opinion on weather inappropriate food?
17: do you have a memorized single order for every food joint you visit or do you look at the options and decide while you’re there?
18: do you like having casual chats with strangers in public or are they your worst nightmare?
19: what would you say your aesthetic is? are you happy with it currently? do you think you’ll have it forever or do you think it will change later on in your life?
20: do you think cute and hot are different things or are they related?
21: do you consider someone your friend if you talk to them regularly or do you need to form some kind of bond to consider someone your friend?
22: do you like alcoholic beverages or do you just drink to get drunk?
23: what do you typically do on Friday nights?
24: what’s your opinion on PDA?
25: describe your ideal apocalyptic future outfit
26: what’s your opinion on classical music, classic literature, and classic art?
27: do you sleep with socks on?
28: what’s your opinion on tattoos? do you think the meaning is important or not?
29: do you like to wallow in misfortune or do you like to get right on solving it?
30: are you content, not concerning your life generally, but where you are in this exact moment?

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me 2 the outside world: yeah i don’t really care for personality quizzes
me in the corner of my room @ 2am while eating spinach out of a plastic bag: as a chaotic good, sanguine, gemini, enfp who was born in the year of the horse, what should I have for breakfast tomorrow and also who is my soul mate

ice cream asks

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chocolate: when was your first kiss?
french vanilla: how old are you?
cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?
strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?
coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?
mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?
cookie dough: do you play any instruments?
rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?
butter pecan: favorite songs for life?
cheesecake: what’s your zodiac sign?
toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?
chocolate chip: what’s your most popular post?
bubblegum: books or movies?
pistachio: manga or anime?
salted caramel: favorite movies?
birthday cake: favorite books?
moose tracks: favorites for manga?
orange sherbet: favorites for anime?
peanut butter: favorite academic subject?
black raspberry: do you have any pets?
mango: when and why did you start your blog?
mocha: ideal weather conditions?
black cherry: four words that describe you?
neapolitan: things that stress you out?
raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?
chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?
toffee: a card game that you’re good at?
lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?
dark chocolate: turn ons?
fudge: turn offs?
peach: how do you relax?
praline: a popular book you haven’t read yet?
superman: do you like sweaters?
cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?
dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?
blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?
blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?
almond: favorite mean girls quote?
butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?
cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?
blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?
cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?
mint: the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?
brownie batter: do you like sushi?
key lime: where do you want to be right now?
red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?
green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?