
“nasaenpai” is officially the worst pun EVER. A+, well done.
Standard
me: what are you thinking about?
he: how i need to learn more about the free syrian army.
me: why’re you always thinking about ISIS when you should be thinking about us-es??
Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.
If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne’er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.
stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.
Red Robin making me question… am I a hat burger or a bow burger
that’s clearly I siren burger
I am 100% a burger that drowns unsuspecting men
*screams into a bottle & releases it to sea*
Would a fake orgasm technically be a sargasm
you cant do this
not now
not at a time like this
*snarky voice *Oh yes. This is SO good, the BEST I’ve ever had. So amazing, wow, I’m definitely not thinking about someone else right now.
adomania: the sense that the future is coming too quickly
anecdoche: a conversation where no one is listening
kairosclerosis: the moment when you realize you’re happy
monachopsis: the subtle persisting sense of being out of place
opia: the ambiguous intensity from looking someone in the eye
rubatosis: the unsettling awareness of your heartbeat
vellichor: the strange wistfulness of used book stores
zenosyne: the sense that time keeps going faster