me: Why, ladybae.
me: *pure, chaste glitter unicorn face*
me: *fresh blossoms everywhere*
ladybae: You basically just described a little’s entire tumblr aesthetic.
me: Ya, but I’m not little like that.
me: I’m more medusa + cyberpunk.
me: But, like, blushing about sex stuff all the time.
me: *blushes with ass full of cock*
me: whoopsiessss
me: how’d that get there?
me: *blushes while tied up in a corner with a dildo in her mouth*
me: *around dildo* oops!
wildly inappropriate
a mythical beast, part i
ChatMe: Ladybae, I am pure and chaste.
Ladybae: Mhm
Ladybae: Right
Ladybae: True
Me: Ladybae.
Me: I’m a virginal unicorn maiden.
Me: And don’t you forget it.
Ladybae: Switchette.
Ladybae, quoting a previous text I’d sent: “But they’d also just watched me pussy spank myself to orgasm under very generous lighting, so”
Ladybae: K.
Me: *is a down and dirty chimera of nastiness*