His dick made me have an existential crisis….

Who am I?
Where am I?
What purpose do I have?
Is this reality?
Are my guts even in their proper places?
Is my pussy even workin?
how th-…..wh…….
I just-…….

bipolysub:

SQUEEEEEEEEEL!!!!

Look at what arrived in the mail for me today! He’s GORGEOUS! I am in awe over this toy! Beautiful metallic finish! So soft and squishy it’s almost creepy because it feels just like a real tongue, lol!

Toy: Bad Dragon’s The Dragon’s Tongue
Size: small
Firmness: firm
Color: custom color fade metallic

I am way more than pleased with this toy! The detail is stunning! The color is stunning! The texture is alluring! I love everything about this!

Wait, but where can I buy this?

ohokaybueno:

senyahearts:

Jourdan Dunn for Moschino, Fall/Winter 2015 Menswear

Winter Looks 2k15

tease-and-denial-girls:

mistresskane:

I unlocked him, then told him he’s got 60 seconds. But he can’t use his hands in any way. This is what he ended up doing.

I was laughing so hard!

mmm he’s going for it 🙂