So this is where I’m at.
ugh
The Dark Side of the Signs
ChatAries: Boss everyone around with no regards to their opinions. Become so impatient that if they don’t get what they want exactly when they want, they throw a huge temper tamtrun worthy of a spoiled seven year old.
Taurus: Become so set in their ways and fixated on safety, they squander great opportunities. They can get so intolerant and close minded, they scorn anyone who is even slightly different from them.
Gemini: Take everything as a joke, become extremely unreliable, and stop being considerate of other people. Overthink so much, they either decide to stop thinking entirely or don’t do anything.
Cancer: Take being the victim to such a level that they tell people they’re okay and then get mad at said people for ‘not caring’. Isolate themselves and snap at everyone for even the slightest thing.
Leo: Become so self-obsessed, they make everything about themselves. Create unnecessary drama at the expense of others, then turn even the tiniest thing into a soap opera.
Virgo: Only thing they do is whine and criticize. No one can ever do things as well as they can. They get fixated on a tiny, unimportant flaw only they care about.
Libra: Manipulate people to get whatever they want. So obsessed with people liking them, they become huge hypocrites. Nice to your face, knife in the back.
Scorpio: Never let anyone in because of something that happened when they were ten. Never forgive, never forget.
Sagittarius: Turn everything into a dick measuring contest. Run from any kind of responsability. Bullshit their way through everything.
Capricorn: Take ‘If It’s Not Broken, Don’t Fix It’ to a whole new level. Always a ‘right way’ to do everything which, coincidentally, it’s their way. Able to do anything to succeed.
Aquarius: Become extremely narrow minded and believe they’re so misunderstood that they isolate themselves while blaming everyone else.
Pisces: Let their emotions consume them. Hold on more to the idea of a person than the actual person. Purposely give people the opportunity to take advantage of them and then resents them for doing so.
how sign traits manifest, when energies are focused outward vs. inward
StandardARIES
outward: snarky, charismatic, exuding an aura of confidence mixed with superiority, ambitious and willing to do whatever they can to achieve their goals, assertive, impatient, strong physical energies
inward: wildly intelligent, existential, well-intentioned and seeking to self-improve, thoughtful, loyal, frustrated and overly critical of themselves, desiring controlTAURUS
outward: stubborn, hardworking, super cute, patient, very committed and focused to whatever they’re doing at the moment, great listeners
inward: always excited about relaxation and downtime, those people who wake up in the morning and are already looking forward to climbing back into bed, hopeless romantics, fearful of change, emotional, analyticalGEMINI
outward: talkative, blurs of motion, excitable, lovers of debate and low-key always looking for a friendly fight, adventurous, internalizes stress to the point where it becomes physical illness, curious, expressive, fun-loving, adaptable and able to get along with many different types of people
inward: talks to themselves in the shower and goes over possible argument positions just in case someone tries to start shit. excellent writers, philosophical, thoughtful, always seeking stimulation and fulfillment, conflicted in their own thoughts, can often feel isolated within themselves and misunderstoodCANCER:
outward: heart-on-sleeve type of people, extremely supportive, excellent maternal instincts- the “mom” at all the parties who takes care of too-drunk friends, always looking to help others, easily teary, communicative, kind, thoughtful and excellent gift givers
inward: creative, sensitive, spiritually and karmically mature, understanding of their need to feel things fully, meditative, lovers of quiet and alone time, always seeking understanding from other people and genuinely deep connectionsLEO:
outward: loud, bright and sunshiney, natural leaders, energetic, affectionate, extremely generous, proud, protective over and loyal to others, dramatic, flirty, demanding and resilient with a visibly strong spirit, able to naturally attract people, queen bees
inward: interested in making life better for themselves and for others, always trying to look at things positively, idealistic, highly emotional, perfectionists, constantly nursing their tender egos, constantly trying to fully understand themselves, relying on gut instinctVIRGO
outward: skeptical and critical of the world around them, organized, clean, cautious, practical, hard-workers, naturally intelligent, visible perfectionists, fascinating people to talk to, dedicated, detail-oriented, looking for simple pleasures in life
inward: realistic, highly critical of themselves, able to remember a great deal of information easily, passionate about particular things that they love, can often feel a heavy self-imposed pressure to succeed, focused on the moment, prideful in the quality of their workLIBRA
outward: flirty, people-pleasers, outgoing, charming and eloquent communicators, love to be shown affection, argument mediators, reasonable, graceful, those people who look like they never have an off day, dedicated to their appearances
inward: indecisive, understanding of others and very capable of understanding many different perspectives, calm, naturally inclined towards contentedness- and determined to find contentedness even when their situations seem shitty, hopeless romantics, creativeSCORPIO
outward: intimidating, magnetic, overtly sexual, hard to approach for many people but everyone wants to approach them anyway, impossible to ignore, often effortlessly the center of attention, masterful in their chosen disciplines, influential
inward: controlled by their emotions, constantly questioning themselves, seeking approval from others, can often be self-destructive, obsessive, determined, self-interested, sensitive, fighting spiritSAGITTARIUS
outward: popular, jovial, spontaneous, effortlessly good with people and attractive to others, competitive, relentless with whatever they set their minds to, always on the go, notorious show-offs, feeling as though the world is their oyster and ready to work hard to find what it has to offer
inward: strong sense of self, unafraid of new things and taking risks, optimistic, independent, always thinking about the big picture, always craving understanding of themselves and the world, strong gut feelingsCAPRICORN
outward: hardworking and ambitious, down-to-earth, aloof exterior, mysterious, mature, always appearing in control, consistent, guarded, very responsible with a clear idea of what they’re meant to be doing at any moment, practical and methodical, self-sufficient, extremely capable
inward: traditional, level-headed, patient, realistic, excellent judges of character who rely on gut instinct to tell them who to trust, resilient, strong, courageous, with good humor and a genuine interest in others lying at their core beingsAQUARIUS
outward: very friendly and open, unique, independent, often seen as true individuals, original, creative, spirited and energetic, inspirational, with a universally accepting attitude towards all people, and a detached/thoughtful way of looking at the world
inward: sensitive, caring, opinionated to the point of stubbornness, open-minded, unwilling to let go once they commit to something, curious, always thinking and considering all possibilities, clever, capable of personal transformationPISCES
outward: very mature, compassionate, loving, sensitive to the energies around them, instinctive with other people’s emotions, thoughtful with conversation and advice, receptive, gentle, always appearing as an older wiser soul despite actual age
inward: daydreamers, extremely reliant on gut instinct and uncanny abilities for prediction, idealistic, emotional, very intelligent, interested in culture, hypersensitive and will often absorb negative energy, observant to the point of feeling isolated or disconnectedsuper accurate.
where are the liessssss #pisces gang
Nothing like ’90s R&B.
StandardWell since afropunk ain’t free no more I’m rethinking even going.
lmao man I wish I could have gone when it was free
It’s not even affordable either. Like early bird tickets are $70 so then the full price is even more outrageous
oh my god are you serious? I thought it would be like 20-30 at most :s.
How do you go from being free to 70 bucks?
You’d think they would raise the price gradually
Doesn’t this just make it less accessible for black folk
UGH. Me & he were just talking about how the explosive interest in once small-time music festivals is a form of temporary or short-term gentification. We’ll see what happens with Afropunk this year, but this make me so ANGRY.
“Women aren’t real knowledge.”
Watch this whole thing. This level of patriarchal bullshit is present in pretty much every community, industry or group.
His fucking face omg
Yo this shit is back!
His reactions to everything is a reason why this is a fav
See ready for a gf cause this right here…
Lmaoooo his face 😂
Where is she at 😅😍
Bruh this is so real. They are in a dorm room & she dead ass worked his shit.
This Nigga is ready for her to ride his dick.
she really went awfhis face😭i cant lol
this made my dick hard and i don’t even have a dick
Goaaaallsss
Nigga I feel like a lazy ass gf
Don’t need a big ass to work what God already gave you 👏🏾 looooord 👀👀
Soooo, I almost didn’t reblog this. Because I don’t want anybody to know that this sort of magical shit is possible.
Morning Tip
StandardWithout saying a thing, sit your sub on the floor. Get yourself in a comfortable position on a chair, and face them. Have them stick out their tongue, then firmly take it between your thumb and pointer finger. Don’t say anything, just sit there holding it for at least 5 actual minutes, 10 if you can handle it. You will be left with a drooling, sobbing, humiliated sub.
Damn.