The Dark Side of the Signs

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Aries: Boss everyone around with no regards to their opinions. Become so impatient that if they don’t get what they want exactly when they want, they throw a huge temper tamtrun worthy of a spoiled seven year old.
Taurus: Become so set in their ways and fixated on safety, they squander great opportunities. They can get so intolerant and close minded, they scorn anyone who is even slightly different from them.
Gemini: Take everything as a joke, become extremely unreliable, and stop being considerate of other people. Overthink so much, they either decide to stop thinking entirely or don’t do anything.
Cancer: Take being the victim to such a level that they tell people they’re okay and then get mad at said people for ‘not caring’. Isolate themselves and snap at everyone for even the slightest thing.
Leo: Become so self-obsessed, they make everything about themselves. Create unnecessary drama at the expense of others, then turn even the tiniest thing into a soap opera.
Virgo: Only thing they do is whine and criticize. No one can ever do things as well as they can. They get fixated on a tiny, unimportant flaw only they care about.
Libra: Manipulate people to get whatever they want. So obsessed with people liking them, they become huge hypocrites. Nice to your face, knife in the back.
Scorpio: Never let anyone in because of something that happened when they were ten. Never forgive, never forget.
Sagittarius: Turn everything into a dick measuring contest. Run from any kind of responsability. Bullshit their way through everything.
Capricorn: Take ‘If It’s Not Broken, Don’t Fix It’ to a whole new level. Always a ‘right way’ to do everything which, coincidentally, it’s their way. Able to do anything to succeed.
Aquarius: Become extremely narrow minded and believe they’re so misunderstood that they isolate themselves while blaming everyone else.
Pisces: Let their emotions consume them. Hold on more to the idea of a person than the actual person. Purposely give people the opportunity to take advantage of them and then resents them for doing so.