Petition to change the people on our money from slaveowners and genocidal maniacs to the following:
- $1: Waka Flocka Flame
- $5: Josephine Baker
- $10: Scooby Doo (“Let me borrow a scoobert,” you might say after the change)
- $20: Kanye West
- $50: Jay Z and Beyonce
- $100: Michael Jordan in his Tune Squad jersey from Space Jam