fave garnet moments, in no particular order:
- “oh! steven! theres one more thing i have to mention!” “what is it?” “i love you. bye.”
- that giggle at the beginning of the answer
- “hello, this is mom universe”
- literally all of jail break
- all of the answer, too, while im at it
- “we look awesome”
- you know what? all of chille tid too
“i see so many things that can hurt you. i should never have let one of them be me”
- when steven asks if she brought him anything and she hands him a rock
- “im percy and pierre”
- “my power means nothing to an infant”
“tiny hands! my only weakness.”
the time she jumped out a van because she didn;t like greg’s music
it makes me feel…important
Let’s no forget these gems
- “All comedy is derived from fear”
- (In ’Tiger Millionaire’ when Steven says “Can’t we just wrestle?”) “No” *everyone gasps* “Because we are the… Notorious O-order of… Wrestling… Haters"
“Only I can swim through lava”
“The hard part was getting the shark to pose"
- “No dinner for 1,000 years"
- (In ‘Future Vision’ when Steven says “Well, danger is my middle name”)
“That’s a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie"- “Howdy! Bang”
- “We can’t keep fighting these things forever. Well, we can, but I don’t want to”
- (In ‘Jail Break’ after Steven says “Well, did I make a good impression?”) “Oh, Steven, we already loved you”
- “Garnet, master of comedy”
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