the worst people of the signs

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  • ARIES: extremely & utterly self-centered, delusional to reality & others, completely obsessed with some selfish, goal, closed-minded & thinks they are the only one who is ever right, purposely mean to make themselves feel powerful, simplifies everything out of laziness, avoids anything that bothers them, doesn’t know the meaning of caution, dangerously impulsive from lack of grounding
  • TAURUS: obsessively combative, uses arguments & disagreements as pleasure, never satisfied with anything, picks apart people’s lives to find their faults & strategically uses it against them to cover their own insecurities, extremely bitter w/ life probably from past traumas, revengeful like no other, just wants to be loved but is brutal to anyone they let close enough in order to test their loyalty
  • GEMINI: fucks with people for enjoyment, scheming, sees how much they can get away with, can be sociopathic, completely untrustable, obsessed with gossip, sadism is a game to them, the worst can be extremely hostile & cannot accept ever being wrong or the word no, loud & argumentative, can easily become irate, ruthless, revengeful, unfaithful, wishy-washy about the simplest things
  • CANCER: lives in a closed-minded shell their entire lives, extremely sensitive & fragile but acts like a fucking asshole to everyone to give the false illusion of a hard exterior, obsessed with exterior opinions & uses them to fill their lack of self esteem, soaks in their misery, extremely judgmental of others but ignorant of their own faults and refuses to face themselves out of weakness
  • LEO: the ultimate egotist, lives their life as a fame game collecting friends, goals, compliments etc to feed their ever-increasing lust, their selfish behavior is unstoppable & will never end, everyone hates them but they don’t care bc there’s always more people to get them off, takes showing off to another dimension, hates their lack of contentment w/ life so they fill themselves with constant false senses of accomplishment
  • VIRGO: bitter and cold, nothing is ever good enough for them bc one flaw is enough to throw it/them away, the bad side of a perfectionist, sees the dark in everything, the ultimate pessimist bc they’ll never fix the world or themselves, obsessive like a mad scientist that’ll never find the secret key to his mystery, pushes everyone away until he only has himself left to scrutinize into oblivion
  • LIBRA: the dictionary definition of volatility, the littlest thing will make them think the world is falling apart, can lose themselves very easily, everything has to go their way or they’ll throw a temper tantrum, acts like a spoiled preteen girl, serious self-esteem issues bc they know how fragile they are, runs away from commitment or clings to people for dear life, will worry about something they couldn’t fix for years
  • SCORPIO: the ultimate self-destructor, the worst will also destroy everything around them in the process, drowns in self pity & the emotions of their past, toys with suicide, thinks they’re better than absolutely everyone, locks themselves away from the world entirely, avoids human contact, can be obsessed with psychic magic & the illusion of dark evil only for the selfish power, thinks everyone is out to get them, the epitome of paranoia
  • SAGITTARIUS: flight-risk like no other, completely unloyal & lacks the slightest bit of empathy, reckless to the point of fatal catastrophe -no exaggeration, blunt and cold, hurts others while running away from their own problems, carelessly spends money looking for their next adventure, always dangerously looking for freedom but can never seem to find it, a trainwreck to everything in their path, many of these die young from careless behavior
  • CAPRICORN: dull & ignorant, obsessed with some kind of mundane thing like money, material acquisition, success, or physical achievement like fitness, rugged & inflexible on the outside to hide major inner insecurities, pushes themselves to the ultimate limit to try to be content inside, ego complex, uses people viciously to achieve their goals, extremely stubborn, can be violent and aggressive toward loved ones from psychological trauma
  • AQUARIUS: ice cold sociopaths, their entire sense of self-worth comes from other people’s opinions, nice to everyone but cares for no one, uses their loved ones to literally climb their backs to success, followers, blends into social stigmas & stereotypes to avoid being disliked, breaks at the slightest negative criticism, will act like nothing’s wrong as someone’s bleeding all over them, completely lacks warmth & humanity but acts like it’s their greatest traits
  • PISCES: extremely fragile, can break from being looked at wrong, avoids people to avoid disagreement & discomfort but constantly needs attention & affection, clingy & needy, complains about everything, passive aggressively rude even to loved ones to get out bottled emotions, cry babies, suicidal guilt trippers & guilt trippers in general, acts like the victim of everything to make you pity them, can’t handle normal human interactions or tasks, major anxiety, delusional about reality they can’t face

Some of these really hit the nail on the head sometimes.

HOW MUCH DOES UR SIGN GIVE A FUCK

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pretends not to give a fuck but are actually cringing deep down inside about that awkward thing they did years ago: taurus, virgo

has no chill whatsoever and does not give a fuck: gemini, leo, libra, aquarius, aries

nicely gives a fuck out of consideration so they don’t hurt ur feelings: cancer, pisces

just wants 2 fuck: scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn

The Dark Side of the Signs

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Aries: Boss everyone around with no regards to their opinions. Become so impatient that if they don’t get what they want exactly when they want, they throw a huge temper tamtrun worthy of a spoiled seven year old.
Taurus: Become so set in their ways and fixated on safety, they squander great opportunities. They can get so intolerant and close minded, they scorn anyone who is even slightly different from them.
Gemini: Take everything as a joke, become extremely unreliable, and stop being considerate of other people. Overthink so much, they either decide to stop thinking entirely or don’t do anything.
Cancer: Take being the victim to such a level that they tell people they’re okay and then get mad at said people for ‘not caring’. Isolate themselves and snap at everyone for even the slightest thing.
Leo: Become so self-obsessed, they make everything about themselves. Create unnecessary drama at the expense of others, then turn even the tiniest thing into a soap opera.
Virgo: Only thing they do is whine and criticize. No one can ever do things as well as they can. They get fixated on a tiny, unimportant flaw only they care about.
Libra: Manipulate people to get whatever they want. So obsessed with people liking them, they become huge hypocrites. Nice to your face, knife in the back.
Scorpio: Never let anyone in because of something that happened when they were ten. Never forgive, never forget.
Sagittarius: Turn everything into a dick measuring contest. Run from any kind of responsability. Bullshit their way through everything.
Capricorn: Take ‘If It’s Not Broken, Don’t Fix It’ to a whole new level. Always a ‘right way’ to do everything which, coincidentally, it’s their way. Able to do anything to succeed.
Aquarius: Become extremely narrow minded and believe they’re so misunderstood that they isolate themselves while blaming everyone else.
Pisces: Let their emotions consume them. Hold on more to the idea of a person than the actual person. Purposely give people the opportunity to take advantage of them and then resents them for doing so.

the signs, yo

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Aries: Funniest rants, trust me; Seems like a badass, but they’re harmless until you seriously piss them off; Do not piss them off, their limits are usually reasonable and they will fight you; Unafraid to act, especially to defend you; Always thinking about what’s coming up next; Great at starting projects they never completely finish; Sincere friends.

Taurus: Big, sweet cow eyes; Honestly just hug them and never let go, it’ll be the best decision you ever make; Warm aura; They’ll embarrass themselves, but it’s endearing instead of cringe-worthy; Calm presence; Naturally reserved, but they will let you in if you genuinely care; Unintentionally funny; Some quality of theirs makes people look up to them.

Gemini: They try so hard, bless their hearts; Cutest clothes; One of you is going to have a crush on the other; Awkward in a way that makes tension disappear; Unintentionally attracts trouble; It doesn’t occur to them to not put up with your shit; Not very considerate to your emotions unless they’re helping you with a specific issue; Super passionate about their fandoms and interests; Someone you can always talk to.

Cancer: Fucking dweebs that will laugh over the most bizarre things; Will always love you; Messy; They genuinely want you to do your best; They deeply care about all of their friends, too; Give great hugs; Take everything personally and fully invest themselves; They might get too wrapped up in something that doesn’t seem important to you, but just be patient with them, they’re worth it.

Leo: Simultaneously the most self-absorbed and caring people; Lucious locks; So intimidating, but it’s all a big, fat lie if you’re friends; Would kill for you; Childish and immature; Can actually be very practical minded; Really wants you to like them, but they’re not going to try hard for your approval; Let them have the last word because they’re going to have it eventually.

Virgo: Sad eyes that know the dark secrets of the world; They don’t feel in control, yet they try to be; Organized and methodical; Outwardly cynical (but they secretly hope for the best); If you meet their standards, consider yourself lucky; Big sister who will always help you with your problems; Feels most comfortable in a dark movie theater; Listen to them because they know what they’re talking about; Surprisingly patient.

Libra: They have a story for everything; Loves to go out with their loved ones; They spend a lot of time thinking over ideas and concepts; DILF; Lifelong friend that you can always turn to; Confidence booster; Can be surprisingly selfish sometimes; Indecisive as fuck; They’re going to win you over before you even realise it; Silently judgemental, but this doesn’t mean they take sides.

Scorpio: 10/10 would bang; Could destroy you effortlessly; Lifelong struggle bus ticket holder; Romantic love is not their strong suit; Darkly magnetic; Shared looks and inside jokes will be abundant when you hang out; Do not fuck with their friends; I repeat: do not fuck with their friends; seriously; avoid this at all costs; These are the type of people who will burn your house down and steal your boyfriend; If you fuck them over, they will cut ties forever, even if they still love you.

Sagittarius: They’re best friend material; Lots and lots of friends but few close friends; Attractive/ Magnetic; You’re going to find yourself thinking about them later; Can go literally anywhere and fit in; Histrionic; Will not put up with your bullshit at all; They seem like an open book, but this is not the case at all; Take themselves a little too seriously; More loyal than you could ask for.

Capricorn: Sassy as hell; Sarcasm actually flows through their veins; You will admire them; Always seemingly stable; They have the soundest advice; Tend to think they’re always right, and they aren’t exactly wrong about that; If they love you, it’s true; Good listeners and friends; Grouchy is their default emotion; Lowkey SUPER competitive, just let them win because they will literally never let it go ever.

Aquarius: You will fall in love with them, even if it doesn’t last; They’re going to make you laugh; They try to be forgiving creatures; Lowkey super stubborn about things they believe to be right; Really, really good at one area of expertise; Detail oriented; Highly sexual beings; They downplay their emotions; It’s hard to completely understand what they’re thinking about unless they explicitly tell you; Trust their gut because they’re going to be right.

Pisces: Hug them, please, they’ll really appreciate it; They’re probably going to fall in love with you, too; Trusting and trustworthy; Watch what you say around them because they’re very sensitive; Encourage them to trust their intuition more; They’ll be able to understand your feelings more deeply than any of the other signs; Insecure but so, so, so worthy; Would die for you; Sneaky; Need a favor? Call this babe.

how sign traits manifest, when energies are focused outward vs. inward

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ARIES
outward: snarky, charismatic, exuding an aura of confidence mixed with superiority, ambitious and willing to do whatever they can to achieve their goals, assertive, impatient, strong physical energies 
inward: wildly intelligent, existential, well-intentioned and seeking to self-improve, thoughtful, loyal, frustrated and overly critical of themselves, desiring control 

TAURUS
outward: stubborn, hardworking, super cute, patient, very committed and focused to whatever they’re doing at the moment, great listeners
inward: always excited about relaxation and downtime, those people who wake up in the morning and are already looking forward to climbing back into bed, hopeless romantics, fearful of change, emotional, analytical

GEMINI
outward: talkative, blurs of motion, excitable, lovers of debate and low-key always looking for a friendly fight, adventurous, internalizes stress to the point where it becomes physical illness, curious, expressive, fun-loving, adaptable and able to get along with many different types of people
inward: talks to themselves in the shower and goes over possible argument positions just in case someone tries to start shit. excellent writers, philosophical, thoughtful, always seeking stimulation and fulfillment, conflicted in their own thoughts, can often feel isolated within themselves and misunderstood 

CANCER:
outward: heart-on-sleeve type of people, extremely supportive, excellent maternal instincts- the “mom” at all the parties who takes care of too-drunk friends, always looking to help others, easily teary, communicative, kind, thoughtful and excellent gift givers
inward: creative, sensitive, spiritually and karmically mature, understanding of their need to feel things fully, meditative, lovers of quiet and alone time, always seeking understanding from other people and genuinely deep connections

LEO
outward: loud, bright and sunshiney, natural leaders, energetic, affectionate, extremely generous, proud, protective over and loyal to others, dramatic, flirty, demanding and resilient with a visibly strong spirit, able to naturally attract people, queen bees
inward: interested in making life better for themselves and for others, always trying to look at things positively, idealistic, highly emotional, perfectionists, constantly nursing their tender egos, constantly trying to fully understand themselves, relying on gut instinct

VIRGO
outward: skeptical and critical of the world around them, organized, clean, cautious, practical, hard-workers, naturally intelligent, visible perfectionists, fascinating people to talk to, dedicated, detail-oriented, looking for simple pleasures in life
inward: realistic, highly critical of themselves, able to remember a great deal of information easily, passionate about particular things that they love, can often feel a heavy self-imposed pressure to succeed, focused on the moment, prideful in the quality of their work 

LIBRA
outward: flirty, people-pleasers, outgoing, charming and eloquent communicators, love to be shown affection, argument mediators, reasonable, graceful, those people who look like they never have an off day, dedicated to their appearances
inward: indecisive, understanding of others and very capable of understanding many different perspectives, calm, naturally inclined towards contentedness- and determined to find contentedness even when their situations seem shitty, hopeless romantics, creative 

SCORPIO
outward: intimidating, magnetic, overtly sexual, hard to approach for many people but everyone wants to approach them anyway, impossible to ignore, often effortlessly the center of attention, masterful in their chosen disciplines, influential
inward: controlled by their emotions, constantly questioning themselves, seeking approval from others, can often be self-destructive, obsessive, determined, self-interested, sensitive, fighting spirit

SAGITTARIUS
outward: popular, jovial, spontaneous, effortlessly good with people and attractive to others, competitive, relentless with whatever they set their minds to, always on the go, notorious show-offs,  feeling as though the world is their oyster and ready to work hard to find what it has to offer
inward: strong sense of self, unafraid of new things and taking risks, optimistic, independent, always thinking about the big picture, always craving understanding of themselves and the world, strong gut feelings

CAPRICORN
outward: hardworking and ambitious, down-to-earth, aloof exterior, mysterious, mature, always appearing in control, consistent, guarded, very responsible with a clear idea of what they’re meant to be doing at any moment, practical and methodical, self-sufficient, extremely capable
inward: traditional, level-headed, patient, realistic, excellent judges of character who rely on gut instinct to tell them who to trust, resilient, strong, courageous, with good humor and a genuine interest in others lying at their core beings

AQUARIUS
outward: very friendly and open, unique, independent, often seen as true individuals, original, creative, spirited and energetic, inspirational, with a universally accepting attitude towards all people, and a detached/thoughtful way of looking at the world
inward: sensitive, caring, opinionated to the point of stubbornness, open-minded, unwilling to let go once they commit to something, curious, always thinking and considering all possibilities, clever, capable of personal transformation 

PISCES
outward: very mature, compassionate, loving, sensitive to the energies around them, instinctive with other people’s emotions, thoughtful with conversation and advice, receptive, gentle, always appearing as an older wiser soul despite actual age
inward: daydreamers, extremely reliant on gut instinct and uncanny abilities for prediction, idealistic, emotional, very intelligent, interested in culture, hypersensitive and will often absorb negative energy, observant to the point of feeling isolated or disconnected

super accurate.

where are the liessssss #pisces gang

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Aries –
You’re a cluttered mind. A storybook overflowing with all the dreams you had growing up but life got in the way and things just didn’t work out. The word almost is weaved into every ounce of your being. So close. Too far. Almost there. Almost gone. You’ve still got a lot of fight left in you.

Taurus –
Perfection is highly unattainable and extremely boring. There’s always going to be more beauty found in the chaos, in the longing, in the hunger. The chase. The fallout. Walk like you’re the sky set ablaze. Talk like the apocalypse is coming tomorrow and you’ve got things left to say. Forget about repercussions.

Gemini –
Open your hand. Open your eyes. Close your mouth for a minute, you’ve gotta listen to somebody else this time. You’ve got this talking thing down stat, but when was the last time you let somebody tell their own story? You can’t be a teacher if you’re refusing to ever learn from anybody else.

Cancer –
It’s hard for me to muster up any sympathy for somebody that willingly lets others push them around. You’re letting them corner you. When are you going to speak up? Bite. Growl. Sting. You’re not a welcome home rug to walk all over. Let them know they aren’t welcome here anymore.

Leo –
So you got hurt once before and you haven’t been the same since. You put up a wall that nobody else has managed to find a ladder tall enough to get over. You need somebody with a wrecking ball. I know you have to miss the light. You were never a fan of the dark. Hiding away from the world because you’re scared won’t ever let you get anywhere.

Virgo –
Okay, so the world is harsh. We all get it. The fairy tales all lied to you and you’re angry that you’re not where you wanted to be. Love breaks your heart and everything else is trying to chip away at your soul. So what? Don’t let them. You’re locking yourself in the castle. There’s nobody else to blame and there’s nobody else that can save you. Save yourself.

Libra –
The world’s moving too fast lately and you’re struggling just to stay upright. I know how hard it is to keep yourself together and not let pieces of you slip away. This life is constantly going to want to reinvent you into something you swore to never be. What you need to learn is that you don’t have to let them. Even when this whole world is turning upside down, you stand on your own two feet and swear you could get used to the sky being where the sea used to be.

Scorpio –
You’ve heard it all before, I know. You’re vicious but you’re mesmerizing. You’re cold but there’s fire in your eyes. Strong. Captivating. Mystical. Manipulative. Calculated. Unnerving. There’s only going to be a handful of people in your life that you’ll ever let see the soft side of you. You’re cold for the rest of the world but when they come around you’re burning. All those vicious edges dull away because you’ll be damned if you ever see them hurting. Strong but they found your weak spot. Captivating but your eyes are stuck on them. Calculated until you’re drunk and stumbling over the words to make them come home.

Sagittarius –
I talk a lot about lightning in veins, thunder in hearts. Eyes like city lights, fairy dust seeping off finger tips. But there’s no metaphors for you. You’re real and raw and it’s something that’s hard to define. It’s ever-changing and I think maybe you’re something like the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow. Maybe you’re there, maybe you’re not. Everybody is dying for that pot of gold but they all forget about who’s lucky enough to have it on a regular basis.

Capricorn –
I’m running out of words and you’re running out of patience. Writing about the feel and texture of silence is hard when my hands and mouth are on opposite sides of the fence. I’m trying to tell you about the way you make my brain stop buzzing, make me breathe again, how it hurts when I can’t stop thinking in black and white but you were a neon light, but you’re not here and now my teeth are chattering. But my hands know from months of experience that you’re hot to the touch and I’m the only one that’s ever freezing and I’m sorry it took so long to say but I don’t think you’re catching on anyway.

Aquarius –
You were created from the air of every beautiful place in this world. The ruins. The temples. The pyramids. The crypts. Nothing to be seen by those with weak stomachs. You were made from dust and passed down fables and all the witches burned at the stake. You were born into fallen royalty, from a heritage that won’t be taught inside school classrooms. You were denied your chance to be great before you could even learn your battle cry.

Pisces –
I’m always talking about the pure side that you show off to the world. It has to be hard to be told what you were meant to be. That you weren’t born into this world, you were a mere daydream that popped and appeared out of a wisp of lavender and sage. That you’re soft. That you’re too far gone. We all forget that underneath that sugar, you crumble into a toothache. Into something that can gnaw away and be born out of the anger of the riots, with a heartbeat like the drum of a marching band.

poetry for the signs #5, a.l. (via herdirtylittleheart)

How to Tell The Signs Like You

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Aries: Lots of hugs.  They will often challenge you, whether this is challenging your beliefs or trying to prove their worth by winning a game.  They get jealous easily and may come off as harsh when they see you flirting with or giving attention to someone else.  They will think about you more than they like to admit.  They will want to be updated with what’s going on in your life, and will actually show interest in your routines/interactions with others.  There is a good chance these guys will just tell you how they feel.

Taurus: They’ll ask for your opinions on things and will try to hold stimulating conversations with you. All of your quirks and bad habits will become cute to them.  They will look at you like you are this special human being who must be protected at all costs.  Sometimes they’ll make fun of you, but all good natured.  You will consume their thoughts.  They will compliment you on things they admire about you in an almost-manipulative way of letting you know who they want you to be. All earth signs are somewhat manipulative.  Taurus’ are just so sweet when they like someone, please don’t hurt them, they constantly fear that once they open up, they’ll be misunderstood or rejected, so don’t be discouraged by a more reserved presence. This is why they want to know so much about you.

Gemini: Witty and talkative.  You may think they are always this way, but if they like you, you’ll see it in their eyes.  They can be absolutely weird when talking to their crush.  They let their guard down.  They’ll try to treat you like just another friends if they don’t want to be too obvious about it, but still they’ll pay more attention to what you have to say.  They can be touchy, similar to Leos, but more spontaneous.  Be careful with Geminis, they look at love as an experience/adventure; they are most likely to lead someone on for the thrill of it.  They’ll also be really supportive and encourage you to go after what you want.  They want the best for you.

Cancer: Shy and so sweet.  All of their friends are 100% aware that they like you.  You can probably know more about how a cancer feels about you by observing how their friends act around you.  They are not exactly coy, but more cautious.  Lots of soft eyes and smiles.  They won’t hesitate to ask if you’re okay or how you’re doing, unless they doubt themselves.  If you see them looking at you, they are trying to figure out what to say to you or a way to subtly interact with you. They fear rejection, so they are probably least likely to make the first move.

Leo: They’ll probably flat out tell you that they like you.  Everyone within earshot will know it. They get really touchy feely and will play games with you.  Footsies under the table.  They will say some things and you’ll be like what the fuck are you talking about, but forgive them, it’s their way of being nervous, even if they don’t know it.  They’ll want to be around you. They will make more eye contact than they typically would with other people.  If they really like you, they’ll adopt this special “voice” which they will only talk to you in.  It’s often softer, sweeter, and really irresistible.  They can be SO protective (it’s adorable)!! They also try to impress you and it may come off as arrogant, but it’s actually so cute ‘cause they just want you to see how great they are.

Virgo:  They will challenge you, but not in the same way that Aries does.  Virgos tend to display their more negative qualities (sometimes on accident) to see if you are worth their time.  They tend to be very insecure, so they need to know that you will stand by them at their worst.  They will certainly pick out your flaws if they like you and may be harder on you because they want you to be the best you that you can be.  They may tag along with your friend group to be around you.  They often misinterpret feelings so they may share the “hot and cold” nature that Capricorns have because they are paranoid.  They’ll open up to you just a bit more than they would with others.  They want to make sure you stimulate them intellectually before they get too serious, this is important to them.

Libra: This is a toughy because Libras are generally very charming and likable people.  A good way to determine whether they like you is by asking around- if a Libra likes you, they will never say no when asked by others if they like you (unless they have good reason).  They will try to be around you frequently and will try to show you their best side.  They will treat you differently than other people if they like you, so watch out for any soft voices or loving eyes that they save for only a special someone.  

Scorpio: If they give you any special attention at all, this is a good sign.  Scorpios are typically indifferent to people who do not interest/benefit them in the slightest.  Scorpios are known for their impulsive wit and charm, but can be a bit more awkward (in a cute way) and less witty around their crush.  EYES EYES EYES. Expect intense eye contact and lots of “subtle” staring from a smitten Scorpio.  They are very protective, sometimes even possessive over their crush.  Their eyes will light up with curiosity or lust at the mention of you.

Sagittarius: They try extra hard to make you laugh.  They can be very childish and just want you to see the adventure in everything.  They will try to impress you with their random acquired skills, which can range from being able to identify every bird in sight to the capability of balancing a pencil on their nose for several minutes.  Sometimes they stutter or are more shy around the person they like, which is a telltale because Sags are nearly always outgoing or at least projective of what’s going on with them.  They will compliment you a lot.  They will try to be what they think you want<—-Capricorns do this too, but they merely deduce your personality and accentuate the features they think you’ll appreciate. While Sags think they are doing what Capricorns do so well, they really need to find someone who will accept them for who they are.

Capricorn: They will be very hot and cold.  One day, they can be outrageous and flirty and coy, but you can bet your life that they will go home and overthink it and the next day they will give their utmost effort to avoid you or seem indifferent towards you.  This is because Capricorns have a superiority complex, and sometimes a crush makes them feel weak; they are afraid of getting hurt so they will never act too smitten for too long.  This is why most Capricorns will not admit to their feelings until they are secure in the fact that you feel the same way.  A Capricorn will also try to help you and give you advice, not because they think you are wrong or in need of actual help, but because they care about your well being and want you to live the best life you can.  They will try to impress you with their unique talents or philosophies.  They can be very coy and charming.  Intense eye contact (they honestly believe they can seduce you with their eyes).  They are chivalrous regardless of gender; they love holding doors for their crush (like literally all of them do this).  Side note: they will never forget a single thing you say or do.  Ever.

Aquarius: They will want to hang around you.  They tend to be more reserved emotionally, but will mess around with you to cope.  Like gemini, they will encourage you to go after what they think is best for you.  If you are currently interested in someone else, a crushing Aquarius will not be too fond of said person and try to convince you that you “deserve better.” They will not let conversations die.  Aquarians don’t have the greatest attention span so they definitely admire you in some way if they hold convos with you, especially over text.  Lots of laughter too!! Lots of staring, they probably won’t even look away when you make eye contact with them.  Actually, they may just laugh out loud. They are often more courteous of you than they are with others.

Pisces: Think coy and giggly. They are the ultimate dreamers and will utterly want to share these dreams and desires with you.  They can be pretty awkward, but it’s cute.  They’ll try to look their best around you.  They get a bit shy, but are almost always in a flirty mood.  Lots of poking and material stealing and cute doodles.  They are the epitome of a “middle school crush” if you get what I mean.  The boys tend to be this way more than the girls because sometimes the girls consider it childish.  Sometimes.  They are most likely to stalk you on social media.  Pisces flirt immensely through technology, and are great at sending cute texts or messages.  This is often because they stutter or withdraw in real life.  If they are single and ready to mingle, you’ll know, with frequent sighs and several exclamations of “no one likes me” followed by insecure laughter.  Basically, they’re cute.

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The Rumblr’s in-house astrologer, Madame Clairevoyant, presents her latest dispatch from the stars:

Aries: This week, try to notice all the ways that the world is generous with you. Try to notice the ways other people are kind. The world has a lot to give you, this week. Watch the quiet plants blooming in your window. Listen to the songs that the cool nights are singing to you. It’s important, sometimes, to pay attention to these things. It’s important, some weeks, to seek out models for ways you can treat other people right.

Taurus: This might be one of those weeks where the world just feels too fast, where it feels like there’s too much in motion all around you. There’s movement in the rivers and there’s movement in the wind and there’s movement in the night, dreams moving in your head and stars moving across the sky. But you don’t have to hurry. You don’t have to catch up. Even in weeks like this, there is a rhythm inside you that’s true. Let it guide you. Let it keep you going.

Gemini: It’s okay to take the things you need to survive, this week. It’s okay to take what you need to feel okay. It’s okay to accept other people’s kindness. It’s okay to sleep in. It’s okay to guard your own time like it’s gold. Spend your days with the people who treat you just the way you need. There are weeks for pushing yourself, there are weeks for extending yourself, and there are weeks where it’s better not to make this world harder than it has to be.

Cancer: There are problems you’ve been working on for weeks and there are questions you’ve been working on for months and there are dead ends you’ve felt stuck in for longer than you can even quite remember. This is a week for getting your head unstuck. This is a week for movement, for wind and rivers and storms. It can be scary to live through this kind of movement, but it will bring fresh air into your thoughts. It will bring you what you need.

Leo: There are so many ways to live a life that feels right, though it can be so difficult to remember this. People are trying so hard, in so many different ways, and so are you. The world is vast, and it’s wild, and it’s full of dark things and strange things and good things and things you won’t ever know. This doesn’t have to scare you. The stars are far away and they’re long ago, but their light is real, and it can keep you company in the dark.

Virgo: You might be entering a some kind of new phase this week, a new period of strength, a new way to be yourself, a new time for getting good work done. There are so many shapes this power might take, and so many things you can do with it. These are days for working toward the things you care most about. These are days for living so well that you feel like you’re made of light. These are days for changing the whole world.

Libra: This week, things are going to work out in a different way than you expected. Things are going to work out in a better way than you’d hoped for. It’s hard not to worry, sometimes, when you’re always trying so hard to see the future, but try to just spend this week working hard and then going swimming. Spend this week working hard and then napping in the afternoon sun. Spend this week doing what you can, then watching the stars from your open bedroom window.

Scorpio: This week, you can hit on a good rhythm; this week, you can really hit your stride. Try to enjoy the sweetness of these days. Try to enjoy this feeling of coming into your own strength. Let yourself stretch out. Let yourself relax into this bright good days. Trust your own instincts, this week. Trust your own vision. Trust your own voice. Let the sun and the sky make you strong. Let your feet carry you forward. Keep moving.

Sagittarius: There are weeks for being cautious, there are weeks for thoroughness and care, but sometimes it’s better to stop waiting. Sometimes it’s better to start moving before you’ve mapped out the route to its end. There’s only so much that can be learned from stillnes. Sometimes the body can only learn once it’s in motion. You have plenty of things you could do, but you still have to choose one. You have plenty of time, but that’s no reason to let any go to waste.

Capricorn: When the world is wild all around you, or when the inside of your head feels a little dark, the world can give you the stories that you need. This is a week for reading in the library all afternoon. This is a week for talking to strangers on the bus. This is a week for sitting with your friends and telling each other every true thing. The world is so full. There are so many ways that you can know your own self.

Aquarius: You might start to feel impatient this week; you might start to feel hemmed in, like you’re living a stranger, smaller life than the one that you want. It doesn’t have to stay this way. There’s so much wild energy inside you. There’s so much life in even your slowest days. The world will keep moving, and you will keep moving in it, and you can find everything you need. Just keep doing what you can. Keep letting your bright thoughts move.

Pisces: Your thoughts can get so loud this week, and your dreams can fill with color. There will be more power in you than you might know what to do with, this week, like every time you’ve ever doubted yourself, every time you’ve ever felt small, every bad thing has been converted into bright golden energy inside of you. It can feel weird, sometimes, to feel this way, to feel so right, but try to feel it as fully as you can. Try to take seriously your own shining strength.

Today’s image was made specially for Madame Clairevoyant by Jen May.

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