Aries: accidentally biting their tongue
Taurus: ignoring people
Gemini: talking during class without getting called on
Cancer: pretending they’re innocent
Leo: stalking people
Virgo: acing all their exams without even trying
Libra: annoying the shit out of everyone
Scorpio: scaring everyone away
Sagittarius: making puns
Capricorn: eating without getting fat
Aquarius: running away from their problems
Pisces: being lowkey evil
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You are…
StandardAries– The initiator, the warrior, the baby, the fast paced, the clumsy footsteps, the blunt, the protector, the first, the empiricist, the adventurer.
Taurus– The Sensuous, The loyal, the clairessence, the nostalgic, the steadfast, the consistent, the determined, the creative, the subtly authoritative, the internalized.
Gemini– The trickster, the changeable, the twins, the doppelganger, the nonsensical, the curious, the witty, the intellectual, the trouble maker, the sociable.
Cancer– The retrospective, the nurturer, the unstable, the lunar, the sensitive, the intuitive, the protector, the compassionate, the devoted, the homely.
Leo– The theatrical, the ego, the benevolent, the loyal, the self critical, the truthful, the royal, the generous, the cheerful, the expressive.
Virgo– The internalized, the analytical, the helpful, the caring, the server, the compulsive, the attentive to detail, the worrier, the thoughtful, the dedicated.
Libra– The charmer, the socialite, the undecided, the balanced, the graceful, the diplomat, the intellectual, the creative, the romantic, the easy going.
Scorpio– The private, the paranoid, the oracle, the passionate, the tenacious, the investigator, the isolated, the committed, the omniscient, the obsessive.
Sagittarius– The philosopher, the comic, the optimistic, the nomad, the wanderer, the free spirit, the freedom fighter, the restless, the blunt, the truth finder.
Capricorn– The climber, the determined, the practical, the hard working, the provider, the organised, the internalized, the realistic, the clockwork, the composed.
Aquarius– The eccentric, the futuristic, the humanitarian, the alien, the intellectual, the independent, the impartial, the objective, the electric, the detached.
Pisces– The Clairvoyant, the believer, the empathetic, the hippy, the malleable, the artistic, the escapist, the stoner, the pacifist, the understanding.
Forgive and Forget
StandardCheck your sun, moon and mars!
Aries: An Aries knows how to convince you they have forgotten, but they have not. An Aries will not forgive because, rightly so, you hurt them once and they don’t want to let you do it again. If you give them the opportunity, they will use what you did against you, because an Aries never truly forgives or forgets.
Taurus: When you truly mean something to a Taurus, they will try so hard to forgive, and try so hard to forget. It is easier for a Taurus to forgive someone they are not close to, because there is no emotional attachment and they can shut them out afterwards.
Gemini: Gemini has a forgiving heart, but they do not forget, because that would mean letting you hurt them all over again. They will pardon you, as they have no time for silly squabbles, but a chunk of your relationship will need slowly reworking in order for them to restore trust in you.
Cancer: They have quite heavy feelings, but are just as heavy in the consequences they dish out. A Cancer will make you beg for the forgiveness, and make sure you never forget either. Truly, they don’t forgive or forget because they never again want to feel the pain you caused.
Leo: They forget purely because they tell themselves they have better things to worry about, so you never know if they have forgiven you. However, if you really did bad, you want to run far – they will never forgive you. Leo has no time to make your life Hell, they’re rather just leave you to do that yourself.
Virgo: Kindness and a public face is in their name, so they truly have no time for remembering your sillyness. For the most part, they forget, but in the worst times of night what you did still breaks them apart. They want to move on through you, and try so hard, but others’ criticisms of them are hard to forget.
Libra: They forgive and forget, but often live to regret it. Holding grudges and pains make them feel sick inside, so they try so hard not to do so. Over time, the ‘forget’ ceases and their mind is plagued with worries of the past. However, Libra will still always try and do what creates peace.
Scorpio: They are usually looked at as the “so powerful and will cause you hell” sign, but this isn’t true. Scorpio forgives and forgets with those they love, unless deep hurt has been caused. If you aren’t close to start with, they’ll forget your entire existence. They don’t need your negativity.
Sagittarius: This sign does not know how to forgive and forget. Your face and name will make their blood boil from the moment you do them wrong. Oh, and trust me – they won’t let you forget either! If you do them wrong, you will spend the rest of your life regretting it if they have any say.
Capricorn: They forget you, but what you did always stays in their mind. They don’t hate you or give you the attention from it, but in the backs of their mind you are there; burning in their little Hell. Capricorn moves on from you because you proved you are not worthy of them.
Aquarius: They forgive and forget, but not in a good way – they forget you, and forgive themselves. Forgive themselves for letting such a fool in, and forget your name is even made up of letters. An Aquarius has not time for you if they do not like you, it’s as simple as that.
Pisces: They forgive and forget, because this is easier than the emotional nights that would follow the situation. Their inner peace comes from being kind to others and they often feel that they are the ones doing wrong if they don’t forgive. Pisces forgives for peace, and forgets for ease.
the signs on tumblr
ChatAries: rants a lot
Taurus: stays in their lane
Gemini: hilarious and unappreciated
Cancer: alternates between reblogging happy and sad posts
Leo: most likely to achieve tumblr fame
Virgo: doesn’t even have a blog
Libra: acts chill but secretly isn’t
Scorpio: adds a comment to everything
Sagittarius: writes 10 page essays in the tags
Capricorn: is almost never online
Aquarius: calls people out on their bullshit
Pisces: weird but cute person that everyone loves
The type of person the signs want/need in a relationship
StandardAries Want: Someone spontaneous, innocent, and adventurous
Aries Need: Someone that’s going to push them, listen to them, and keep them humble
Taurus Want: Someone fun to procrastinate with, who will make them feel like the center of attention
Taurus Needs: Someone to nurture them, motivate them, and look out for their best interests
Gemini Wants: Someone crazy and spontaneous who wont make them feel caged
Gemini Needs: Someone who will stimulate them intellectually, motivate them, and keep their energies leveled
Cancer Wants: Someone that they can take care of who is hopelessly devoted to them
Cancer Needs: Someone very introspective who is willing to provide the necessary amount of emotional support and guidance
Leo Wants: Someone to worship the ground they walk on, make grand gestures, and add to their image
Leo Needs: Someone to keep them grounded and show them they there is more to life than their image, provide stability
Virgo Wants: Someone who will overlook all of their flaws who they can easily understand
Virgo Needs: Someone straightforward who can show the analytical Virgo how to relax and not over analyze every little thing, someone to let loose with
Libra Wants: Someone to follow their lead, compliment their appearance and actions
Libra Needs: Someone to keep them humble, pick up their messes, and cheer them up when they feel stressed
Scorpio Wants: To dominate their partner, someone who will help them achieve their goals who they can control
Scorpio Needs: Someone who doesn’t take life as seriously as they do, provide optimism and humor to their daily lives, and make them less suspicious of people
Sagittarius Wants: Someone to constantly learn with and jump from project to project with, someone to study
Sagittarius Needs: Someone to direct their energy into one thing at a time, motivate them when distracted by unhealthy activities
Capricorn Wants: Someone steady and slow who is comfortable in their own station in life, as Capricorn is comfortable in theirs
Capricorn Needs: Someone who will encourage the Capricorn to break from their normal routine, pursue more, shoot for the stars
Aquarius Wants: Someone to provide constant excitement and adventure, someone who won’t be too clingy, as the Aquarius likes to detach from time to time
Aquarius Needs: Someone who will accept their emotional detachment and go with the flow, someone who will push the Aquarius to make their dreams a reality
Pisces Wants: Someone to care for them and indulge in their romantic fantasies, someone who will support them through absolutely anything
Pisces Needs: Someone who will dedicate excess time and effort into them, support and encourage their interests, help them deal with emotional burdens
Concepts for the Signs
StandardAries
concept: me, feeling the kind of overwhelming love and peace i’ve only ever felt in dreams. i pinch myself. it’s realTaurus
concept: me, waking up on a mountainside, surrounded by flowers. a river flows nearby. my responsibilities are nowhere to be seenGemini
concept: the moon has never been bigger than it is tonight. i climb out onto the roof. she is close enough to kissCancer
concept: me, sailing through the milky way with many-coloured stars caught in my hair. there’s no pain up here, only laughter and peaceLeo
concept: my wings carry me higher and higher and i watch the world become smaller and smallerVirgo
concept: i have been sleeping for years. in my dreams i have lived a thousand lives, learned a thousand things, and now i am ready to wakeLibra
concept: it’s like a lifelong winter in my mind suddenly thaws, and i smile like a blooming flower on the first day of springScorpio
concept: me, swimming amongst the stars. their iridescent light fills me with a sense of peace i didn’t know i was capable of. my fingers are covered in starlightSagittarius
concept: me, lying in a field of many, many flowers. daisies grow through the cracks in my body. i’ll be okayCapricorn
concept: me, removing the melancholy parts of my mind and putting it all aside for a while. i dance and climb trees and sing and run around with boundless energyAquarius
concept: me, laying on a hillside, far away from everything i know. waiting for nothing. i have all the time in the worldPisces
concept: me, loved eternally by the wind and the rain and the grass and the moon and the sun and the earth and the sky and the starsAll credits to the author of the concepts: @conceptualsolitude
*internal screaming*
The Signs With Their Lover
ChatWhere are you going? I want to cuddle and stuff: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn
Where are you going? You don’t have to rush coming back: Gemini, Virgo, Aquarius
Where are you going? Dead ass, where are you going?: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Pisces
December Horoscopes
ChatAries: As this year comes to a close reflect on the moments where you thought you couldn’t go on because somehow you did. You will continue to go on and the years will continue to go by and the leaves will regrow like love regrows after going missing for awhile. The sun always rises, especially for you.
Taurus: Ending things only hurts when you leave a part of yourself with that person. Your New Year’s resolution should be to stop taking chunks of your soul and leaving them on someone else’s nightstand before you leave in the morning. If you do that too much then there wont be any of you left.
Gemini: As you fall asleep your dreams lift you up and into outer space. Third person point of view has never hurt this badly. You watch the person you put all your time into fall into arms that don’t look like yours. They look at home. I pray for your nightmares to subside in January.
Cancer: If you end up spending this season alone then remind yourself that it is okay. Put up the holiday lights or sing the cheerful music to yourself. And before you go to bed on New Years Eve, listen to the silence and thank the universe for creating you in a world where you get to celebrate just living 365 days. You should celebrate the little achievements after all.
Leo: You used them like a graveyard. You just wanted a place to rest your bones and be comforted for a bit until you found the courage to live. Shame on you.
Virgo: Rub your tummy when it’s full of gingerbread and candy canes. Put your favorite outfit on even if you have no where to go just because you love your hips in it. Give yourself the gift of self-love this holiday season.
Libra: As you watch the snow fall and the wind blow from outside your bedroom window whisper your secrets aloud and let the cold breeze drift them away. Let the weight finally be lifted off your chest.
Scorpio: Forgive your family for when they bring up people who’s name makes your skin crawl. They don’t know them like you know them. Breathe deeply and take another sip of wine because the holidays are hard to get through when you have too many bridges you have already burnt down so you have to take the long way home.
Sagittarius: Happy birthday. I hope you learnt a lot about yourself this year. And if you didn’t, then why were you spending all that time alone? People should only tear themselves apart if they plan on building themselves back up.
Capricorn: Being drunk wont fix the holiday cards that you didn’t receive. Being high wont fix all the times you spent holidays in their arms and now you only hold yourself. You must face your pain and grow from it. If you let pain live inside you for too long it turns into a demon, attached to you like a second layer of skin, painful to peal off.
Aquarius: It’s okay to want to text them, wishing them a happy holidays, but don’t. It will only sting like a paper cut you get from wrapping presents you paid too much for. Let them wonder if you think about them when you sit in front of a winter campfire, drinking warm cider. Let them think you’ve moved on. Let them do the missing this time.
Pisces: It’s okay to skip the parties, at least you know you wont seem them kissing their new mistletoe lover. It’s okay to lay in bed and watch the ball drop while you snuggle your dog. It’s okay to stay in and turn off the lights and listen to your heart beat. It’s okay to be alone.
Venus Signs
StandardAries
Believes love should happen at first sight; likes independent, go-getters; enjoys chasing and being chased
Arguing and friendly competition is an aphrodisiac
Attracts love by inspiring/encouraging suitors to pursue and “win” her/him
Flirts by teasing and picking fights;
Wants to be #1 in the relationship (and in her/his partner’s life) or will lose interest quickly
Taurus
Believes love should come after a lot of long-term consideration; likes (and is impressed by) wealthy people
Rich, comfort foods, receiving massages, listening to music, and fragrances that smell like something edible (mmm vanilla!) are aphrodisiacs
Attracts love by being emotionally stable and having consistent habits
Flirts by providing physical comfort
Wants to feel secure in relationships and “know where this is going”
Gemini
Believes love should mean never having to say, “I’m bored”; likes quotable, multifaceted people who have lots of diverse interests
Verbal/written expressions of love are aphrodisiacs
Attracts love by being infinitely entertaining
Flirts by sharing thoughts & feelings and assigning pet names
Wants 24/7 communication accessibility in relationships; variety, unpredictability
Cancer
Believes love should be nurturing; likes people who need mothering (or who are mothering) and are appreciative of her efforts
Emotional bonding and cuddling are aphrodisiacs
Attracts love by making people feel cozy and sheltered;
Flirts by feeding and/or cooking for someone, remembering preferences, giving thoughtful tokens of affection
Wants interdependence in relationships
Leo
Believes love should ALWAYS consist of romance, drama, fun, and loyalty; likes people who stand out in socially acceptable ways
Receiving awe-inspiring gifts and positive, focused attention from an audience are aphrodisiacs
Attracts love by playing up strengths and downplaying weaknesses, and inspiring chivalry
Flirts by complimenting
Wants emotionally-moving displays of appreciation and gratitude in relationships
Virgo
Believes love should involve making a commitment to take care of someone else; likes hard-workers who pay attention to details (conversely, is also attracted to flawed, disorganized partners that need fixing)
good hygiene, a neat appearance, and an orderly environment are aphrodisiacs
Attracts love by handling all of the “dirty work” in a partner’s life
Flirts by making analytical observations, self-deprecating humor, or offering self-improvement advice
Wants to feel needed and useful in relationships
Libra
Believes love should = 50/50 partnership + 24/7 romance; likes attractive, intelligent, and sociable people
The usual romantic clichés (such as rose petals on the bed and long, moonlit walks on the beach) are aphrodisiacs
Attracts love by being charming company, understanding and attentive
Flirts indiscriminately for attention and popularity
Wants equality, romance, and lots of attention in relationships; beauty, making plans as a couple
Scorpio
Believes love should be passionate, intense, and life-altering; likes to associate with powerful people whose sexuality comes in contradictory layers
A strong sex drive, instant chemistry, intensity, and loyalty are aphrodisiacs
Attracts love by keeping a mate’s secrets, developing an emotional bond, and not wanting to share the partner’s affection
Flirts through seduction
Wants to have control and trust in a relationship
Sagittarius
Believes love should bring happiness, great times, and good luck; likes outgoing, intelligent, independent, adventurous people
Visiting exotic places, meeting foreign people, exploring foreign cultures, and different accents are aphrodisiacs
Attracts love by being friendly, fun-loving, generous, and free-spirited
Flirts through friendly conversation and making someone laugh
Wants freedom, honesty, few expectations, and undefined commitment in a relationship
Capricorn
Believes love should make people keep their word; likes responsible, successful people who can help with achieving aspirations
Knowing what’s coming next is an aphrodisiac
Attracts love by being dependable and loyal; shows affection by honoring commitments and not leaving the relationship;
Flirts by getting straight to the point, assessing a potential mate’s value, and showing off their dry wit as they feel more comfortable
Wants a solid commitment from the right person in relationships
Aquarius
Believes love should be dessert with friendship as the main entrée; likes free-spirited, eccentric people who aren’t afraid to go against the status quo
Discussing new, inventive ways to have sex is an aphrodisiac
Attracts love by being friendly to everyone
Flirts by sharing unusual ideas and opinions
Wants a best friend, intellectually stimulating company and emotional detachment in relationships
Pisces
Believes love should be a perfect blend of an intuitive, spiritual bond and romance; likes nonjudgmental, creative people who think and communicate in imaginative ways
Dreamy kisses that cause tingles, foot massages, bubble baths, and mind-altering substances or practices are aphrodisiacs
Attracts love by being infinitely compassionate and seeing the best in people
Flirts by developing and acknowledging a special connection
Wants empathy, kindness, and sensitivity in relationships
Zodiac Signs: I’m Scared So I
StandardAries: I’m scared they won’t hear me So I scream louder
Taurus: I’m scared they need more So I’m giving my all
Gemini: I’m scared they won’t like me So I become another
Cancer: I’m scared they will leave me So I don’t let them in
Leo: I’m scared they’ll forget me So I keep reminding them I’m here
Virgo: I’m scared they‘ll find better So I keep being the best
Libra: I’m scared of their opinions So I silenced mine
Scorpio: I’m scared they will hurt me So I won’t let them know me
Sagittarius: I’m scared they will lock me So I keep running away
Capricorn: I’m scared they won’t be satisfied So I never rest
Aquarius: I’m scared they’ll make me one of them So I’m staying outside
Pisces: I’m scared they’ll devour me So I devour myself
Wow this shot me in the fucking heart