relationship goals
me: I think it’s time for us to have kids!
my spouse: i dunno, are we ready?
me: hell yeah you’d better be ready *opens back door to reveal an enclosure full of baby goats*
Good new system for living with Knight so we all get our way:
Knight’s cock gets locked in a cage, and he has to be my Daddy and take care of me and spank me and be rough and growly. And if he’s good enough and I feel like it I unlock him and we fuck.
My thighs are stingy and pink and I’m sleepy and fed and happy.
girl, I’m gonna give you that triple D…
Standard
Cipriana Quann & TK Quann (aka TK Wonder).
But like. Y’all don’t even understand how much this is all of my goals rolled into one?
me: we’re not a couple, we’re an art collective
Stop saying sorry. Say thank you instead. When you say, “sorry for being a jerk” the other person is forced to either call you a jerk or say it wasnt a big deal. Instead, say “thank you for being so patient with me” so the other person has a reason to say they love you.
I saw this gem on Reddit tonight. It was posted under a topic of “What ‘little’ things you can do to improve your relationship with your significant other.” I’m definitely taking this piece of advice with me into my next relationship. (via exoticwild)
Today Dex and I hiked down a mountain a few miles to a waterfall. When we got there, I took my pants off and laid in the shade while Dex read to me. It was lovely.