After I posted the gnome abduction photoset, the internet started sending me gnomes. Too many gnomes.
My mom came over one day and saw all the gnomes and was like ‘oh how quaint, a gnome collection!’ and now she has started buying me gnomes for birthdays/holidays/everything
and i can’t just be like, no mom, this is a result of a series of events you would not be proud of. this is from the dark places.
she just keeps buying me more like they’re doilies or something.
no mom
no mom stop
hahahahaha