Whoopie Goldberg has a line of socks with Sock Dreams, and I just feel like I have not been doing my life right?????

I just want to be at a place in my life where I call up a company like, “Hey, I want some socks, but they don’t exist yet. Can you make them for me?” And they’re like, “OMFG, YESSSS” while sweeping everything of their desk and slamming down a blank piece of paper.

Seriously, they made her socks with a gnome version of herself on them.

I am doing something wrong.