surprise when nathaniel says “no mommy im a girl” and natasha says A TRUE DOUBLE AGENT I LOVE YOU NATASHA
I’m sorry. I read the thing and thought it was just about THE BEST EVER. And then I arted.
Natasha Romanoff. Godmommy to end all godmommies.
Natasha Romanoff belongs to Marvel . Artwork by Meredith McClaren
It took me too long to reblog this because I was making incomprehensible noises and flailing my arms like a 3 year old.
She’s taking her god-daughter to ballet classes!!!!!!!
Sorry, my heart just sploded.
THIS IS PERFECT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT SOMEBODY FIC THIS
No, imagine riding back home with Aunt Nat after dance class and little Natasha in tears telling her godmother how the other kids on school pick on her and the teachers insist on calling her Nathaniel, and Nat has this lowkey murder look in her eyes and grips the wheel tighter, then pulls it all under because she’s a kid and she has enough to deal with and smiles and tells her it will be alright and hey, wanna go grab some ice-cream.
And next Monday suddenly every list has Natasha Barton under her picture and all the teachers call her Natasha and use she and her and girl and in the rare cases someone slips everybody else looks at them with panicked reproach do not fuck this up are you trying to get us all killed, and there’s been established a zero-tolerance anti-bullying policy over the weekend.
one of the hands down, absolute, best things about Mighty Ducks The Animated Series is the fact that a bunch of ducks stopping crimes is considered to be done by mysterious strangers where, for all the earth knows, there’s only 6 alien ducks in existence, all of whom are players for the very publicly known Anaheim Mighty Ducks hockey team
who could these mysterious heroes be? definitely not the alien ducks who just joined the nhl
me: *supposedly on his side of the bed*
he, after briefly humming the Attack on Titan theme song: Get out of here, Titan!
he, upon my supposed removal: I got you with my 3D maneuver gear.
he, yelling: Wall Maria belongs to humanity!!
