thesquirrelisonfire:

twofishies:

ghostdorito:

wattpadfic:

its so weird how ur gender supposedly dictates which shapes and textures of fuckening cloth u are permitted to drape over ur flesh prison

I like to imagine that a demon who is trapped in their human vessel is saying this

demon: and tbh wtf is up with hair like??? some genders have to have longer strands of dead proteins emitting from their scalps but other genders have to keep their protein strands short??? weird shit

possessed person: yes the gender binary is stupid and arbitrary can we be quiet now

demon: also this whole makeup thing is suspect as hell like why cant all humans put pigment all over their oral openings why would that be an issue

possessed person: craig please i am trying to sleep

the demon’s name is Craig

jaclcfrost:

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

lotrlocked:

Vampire writers really are not tapping into true potential. Why whine for eternity about their lost humanity or fall in love with a mortal teenager when vampires could like walk to space or some shit

Dating Advice

thenightvalepost:

Don’t remove jewels from your crown to make it easier for others to carry. Find someone with stronger hands. Preferably someone with talons, perhaps large wings to lift the weight, a beak to fend off predators. Date a pterodactyl. Pterodactyls are good company.