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taint3ed:

You gotta let your man be vulnerable. Never laugh at him for sharing his feelings or shedding a tear. Let him know he’s safe and open as long as he’s with you. Be his open arms.

Chat

he: *cums before he means to (even though he’s already gotten me there several times because #me)*
he: I’m sorryyyy.
me: Oh, I don’t care. It’s hot when you can’t control yourself.
me: I like it when you’re overcome.
he:
me: Ba-dum cha.
he, hands raised in disgust: I’m marrying this woman.

Gallery

I showed this to bae and his immediate response was, “Wait, those are different people??!”