me: what are you thinking about?
he: how i need to learn more about the free syrian army.
me: why’re you always thinking about ISIS when you should be thinking about us-es??
me and he
tfw a morning quickie opens up your whole head and sinuses and everything and you suddenly see the beauty and purity of every living thing
that feel when you’re sick as a dog and getting home late and mega-tired and sad and the love of your life calls to say they’re making a quick stop to bring you tacos before they snuggle you
You gotta let your man be vulnerable. Never laugh at him for sharing his feelings or shedding a tear. Let him know he’s safe and open as long as he’s with you. Be his open arms.
Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic
he: *cums before he means to (even though he’s already gotten me there several times because #me)*
he: I’m sorryyyy.
me: Oh, I don’t care. It’s hot when you can’t control yourself.
me: I like it when you’re overcome.
he:
me: Ba-dum cha.
he, hands raised in disgust: I’m marrying this woman.
I showed this to bae and his immediate response was, “Wait, those are different people??!”
59oz:
Be in a relationship with someone who motivates you to do better, to be better, who wants to see you succeed, who doesn’t bring you down. Don’t waste your time on someone who isn’t going to make a positive impact on your future.