j6:
let me just take this vibrator out of my ass real quick and wear it as a necklace so I can smell my bootyass all day
hilarious
today, before the dick and after. he fucked my soul out. he fucked my career aspirations out. he fucked my life force out. before the dick i was 26 with a bright future ahead of me, after the dick i need iyanla to fix my life. beware of the good dick ladies, it will make you lose your mind and your twist out.
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which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women
no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet
everything in nature looks like a vagina, and everything man made looks like a penis. you compensating, you compensating hard
#preach
haha ive gotten so many anon hate for this caption
AMEN
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
excuse u
Petition to change the people on our money from slaveowners and genocidal maniacs to the following:
- $1: Waka Flocka Flame
- $5: Josephine Baker
- $10: Scooby Doo (“Let me borrow a scoobert,” you might say after the change)
- $20: Kanye West
- $50: Jay Z and Beyonce
- $100: Michael Jordan in his Tune Squad jersey from Space Jam
On 9th March 2008, historians have found what they believe is the first recording of a human voice. Predating Thomas Edison’s first phonograph recording of 1877. The “phonautograph”, created by etching soot-covered paper by Parisian inventor Edouard-Leon Scott de Martinville, was played by US scientists using a “virtual stylus” to read the lines. The recording was initially believed to be the voice of a woman or adolescent, but further research in 2009 suggested the playback speed had been too high and that it was actually the voice of Scott himself. This is the original recording.
Hahahahaha
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Alpha up.
When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet
I’ll see yall in church
When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass
Holy FUCK
THIS
lmfao
What the hell….
Lmfao, this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL.
Thats the best shit ive seen on here in a long time
Every fucking time.
Hahahaha
This will always be one of my favorite things.