What SciFi Movies Would REALLY Be Like…
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Im laughing so hard
hilarious
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
After I posted the gnome abduction photoset, the internet started sending me gnomes. Too many gnomes.
My mom came over one day and saw all the gnomes and was like ‘oh how quaint, a gnome collection!’ and now she has started buying me gnomes for birthdays/holidays/everything
and i can’t just be like, no mom, this is a result of a series of events you would not be proud of. this is from the dark places.
she just keeps buying me more like they’re doilies or something.
no mom
no mom stop
hahahahaha
THE LAST ONE
I spat my drink out laughing over that last one and now my dog is looking at me like I’ve suddenly become some sort of mutant monster.
You Can Now Give Your Boyfriend A Chocolate Mold Of Your Butthole For Valentine’s Day [NSFW]
What a time to be alive
It’s lit
I’m disgusted
hershey’s new kisses: kiss my asshole
Yooooooooooooo
Sick burn currently on display in the LACMA bathroom.
[inspired by an @jazmasta tweet]
when she send a picture of her bent over and you can see the bootyhole
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