I want to make an infomercial where it’s not clear what the guy’s selling. Like he’s demonstrating how powerful this vacuum is by sucking up a bowling ball but then he starts showing you how strong the bowling ball is by dropping it on some knives, but then he’s showing how the knives haven’t been damaged at all by using them to cut through some shoes and it goes on and on for two hours then just loops back to the start while a number flashes on screen the whole time and if you call it it just echoes whatever you say back to you.
hilarious
Omg
Crying.
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. This is it. I found it.
“SING, JENNIFER!”
Jennifer Hudson Carpool Karaoke
this is my fav
💕💕💕✨✨
I love love love this😌
This is so perfect.
(Source: http://love-dhorton.tumblr.com/)
So No One Ever Thought it Pertinent to Mention There’s a Biopic of Franz Mesmer Starring Alan Rickman?
StandardSo it turns out as a movie it is pretty problematic and shitty but a good 25% of it is Alan Rickman wearing swishy cloaks trancing (or something like it) ladies who realllllyyyyyy seem to enjoy it. But he just keeps whining about healing the world and science and stuff.
This is for science.
And medicine.
Not sexy at all.
SHE WANTS THE T. (T=trance)
Goddamn that little handhold in a hypno context can just be the most intimate thing.
Ugh Hans Gruber Snape Mesmer Rickman stop making me love you.
Not sexual. Nope.
NOTE This character is pretty much moaning at this point. Because getting your blindness treated is hawt.
Prettttttty sure I do something like this in trance.
I guess this could be kinky but she’s already blind.
Like I said, there’s a lotta dis.
AW YEAH GET IT GURL AND BY “IT” I MEAN YOUR VISION AND THERFORE AN EYEFUL OF SEXY HYPNOTIST ALAN RICKMAN.
ALL THE FRENCH ROYAL LADIES WANT THE T.
Same.
Wait I think I saw a porno like this once.
WHAT THE FUCK HE IS MAKING A ROOM FULL OF FRENCH LADIES HAVE AN ORGASM. THIS MOVIE IS NOT EVEN PRETENDING MESMERISM ISN’T SEXUAL. WHAT IS GOING ON. WHY IS THIS MOVIE SHITTY/GREAT?
YOU TOO ALAN?
GREATEST.
MOVIE.
SCENE.
EVER.
In conclusion: Thank you, Dr. Mesmer. You hoped your work would cure suffering and disease, and eventually your legacy resulted in freaks like me getting off on it. And you got a shitty biopic that was kinda hot in a weird way, even by hypnofetishist standards. Mazel tov.
Also, Alan Rickman can get it.
SWAG
this is that one post that i’ll always reblog
(Source: http://kumoi-no-hikari.tumblr.com/)
BOYYY
Not only do I respect ya boy’s crazed energy and buddy’s ability to keep the beat, but I would totally get down to this.
(Source: http://goldennmami.tumblr.com/)
jazn:
I just think it’s funny how…
so tell me why…
Oh so you think it’s just ok to….
Why would u ever….
You know what….
Listen
I dare you
first of all….
I’m tryna figure out why….
You must think I’m stupid…
So let me get this straight…
So who was….
Soooo, correct me if I’m wrong… (She’s NEVER wrong)
Did you or did you not…(u did, she’s already researched it. ‘Fess up)
remember when you told me…
It’s funny you said that cause…(initiate memory Rolodex)
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
ITS BACK!
This deserves a reblog
