“She didn’t even think to ask me.” said Damian, later, a puzzled look of hurt on his face. “I mean, I was sitting right there. Staring at her. Deciding how attractive she looked. She could have just asked. Why didn’t she? I was right there.”
“It’s a shame.” he added, staring at someone across the room who had a bit of mascara on. “Such a shame.”
“Local Man Saddened that No One Gives a Shit about Conforming to His Personal Beauty Standards”
Laughing forever at the commentary.
hilarious
@Black Women NOW IM MAD
MONAQUESHA!!
Lmaaoooo
STAHHHHHHP
I follow this dude on every platform. He slays me, omg.
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let’s talk about something new and fun, y’all literally are boring the fuck out of me.
new topic: for our wills and last testicles and stuff, we need to start coordinating our funerals like awards shows, then robotizing our dead bodies so we can host them and hand out awards for like “best person I’ve ever slept with” or “person who was the catalyst to my worst mental breakdown”. we need to have guest performances, and orchestras that cut people off when they talk about how much of a maniac i am for this, and everything. and since i’ll be dead and cold, you can call it…. the clammys.
me at 5: i can’t wait until i’m a teenager i’m gonna have so much fun
me at 15:i can’t wait until i’m in my twenties i’m gonna have so much fun
me at 20: i can’t wait for the sweet, sweet embrace of death
This is still so funny omg
😂😂😂
I’m so here for fucking up and butchering these Anglo-Saxon’s names. Like let’s go. I’m doing this from now on.
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