hahaha

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floozys:

floozys:

me @ myself: do i truly dislike this thing? or do i resent it because it reminds me of a person who wounded me in one way or another? will i ever get to a state where i can feel and express myself freely without the heavy feeling of dread weighing on my back left by people who probably don’t even remember me? 

me @ myself 10 minutes later: 

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jewlsies:

how do straight white boys survive in the real world

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scienceofficermulder:

luftangrepp:

Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

“How can you do that?” the other klingons ask. “You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural”.

“What is this… cuddle, you speak of?”

im into klingon hug dungeons

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devda5-9:

leahfromthenorthwest:

theafrocentricasian:

When you about to tell someone where they got you fucked up at.

Yo i didn’t know jidenna wore glasses.

LMAO

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39299:

ginsengmask:

cheonjiwang:

flaccidrap:

myxoldstory:

nobodys-pendeja:

zouiswillriseagain:

mixed-apocalyptic:

justinsblackgf:

selhadid:

justinsblackgf:

im tired of us pretending taylor swift can sing ://

WHAT

i said IM TIRED OF US PRETENDING TAYLOR SWIFT CAN SING ://

Dijó que “Estoy cansada que fingimos que Taylor Swift tiene la habilidad de cantar”

تقول: “تعبت وحنا بزعم ان تيلور سويفت تقدر تغني”

Tô cansada de fingir que a Taylor Swift pode cantar

Ze zei “ ik ben het zat dat we net alsof doen dat Taylor Swift kan zingen

Elle a dit “Je suis fatigué de faire semblant que Taylor Swift peut chanter.”

테일러 스위프트 노래 잘한단 거짓말 그만하라고 했다.

「テーラー・スウィフトが歌えるふりするのが飽きた」と言った

Hun sa “ jeg er lei av at vi later som Taylor Swift kan synge ”