Where’s the weirdest place you guys have seen your image?
hahaha
going shopping with Beyoncé like 💀
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
😂😂😂😂
(Source: https://vine.co/)
me, with my mouth on his dick: tell me about your penis
he: it’s a sad tale he: literally and figurativelyI don’t understand how a dude can tell a chick how to groom her pussy with a straight face. My nigga, you know she don’t have to fuck you right? She gon get dick regardless. Her pussy could look like Frederick Douglass and she still could find a nigga that’s gon suck her clit like a peppermint in church and fuck her stupid. Y’all niggas better man up and be grateful.
church
for reference, this is a pic of frederick douglass:
Reblogging again because someone really put a picture of Frederick Douglass
LMFAO
10/10 for immersive experience
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like a peppermint in church.
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
He so real 😩
💀💀💀💀
When there’s a new lesbian in town
STOOOOOOOOOP
IM DEAD
(Source: http://cum-thruuu.tumblr.com/)
Ant-Man joining the Avengers like
This is Black Panther, too, man.
Nah this Black Panther joining the Avengers
What does pussy usually taste like?
StandardWater
Hope
Freedom
Peace
Prosperity
Glory
Doing bad on a job interview and them still calling you back 😢
Talking to a supervisor and getting a full refund with a 50% discount on your next 5 purchases.
When you ask a girl if you were good last night and she reply: “🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🙊🙊💦💦💦”
When u been thirsty all day and u finally get a cold drink down ur throat
When a thirst follow, Follows you back
When you didn’t Study for a test but you still pass
when you wasnt prepared for a test but your teacher cancelled class cause she got sick
when you buy a full tank of gas but they don’t charge your card
when you with your homeboy and they dont charge his card so yall celebrate and go to the liquor store
When you finally beat Ninja Gaiden
when you a lame on tumblr and your selfie gets 10 notes
“they love me they really love me”
Success
When you got money left in your account from da last past check and you bout to get paid again
legendary
^^^^ all the above
When your favorite song comes on the radio when you leaving work and have a 3 day weekend and the direct deposit hits all at the same time.
Really I was gonna say pussy.
The no look, left hand lay up …with contact
A white mans credit score
Love
when she say she finna shower and you say “ without me “ and she come join
Asking for someone’s name is weird… Basically: “What noise should I make to get your attention?”
Don’t fuck me up like this, fam. Not today.