Me: Are we stopping back home first?
Sir: No. Do we need to?
Me: Just remembered I forgot my birth control.
Sir: You’re killing me, Smalls.
haha
What You Crave vs What You Need
ChatChocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
