let’s talk about something new and fun, y’all literally are boring the fuck out of me.
new topic: for our wills and last testicles and stuff, we need to start coordinating our funerals like awards shows, then robotizing our dead bodies so we can host them and hand out awards for like “best person I’ve ever slept with” or “person who was the catalyst to my worst mental breakdown”. we need to have guest performances, and orchestras that cut people off when they talk about how much of a maniac i am for this, and everything. and since i’ll be dead and cold, you can call it…. the clammys.
